Topic: Lol...mayonaise (Read 51 times)

Rezin · « **on:** April 12, 2003, 10:03:00 AM »

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

froescheD · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2003, 10:08:00 AM »

bagel5009 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2003, 10:20:00 AM »

brahm2 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2003, 03:31:00 PM »

Rollo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2003, 06:43:00 PM »

Raised · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2003, 08:27:00 PM »

staticFLINT · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2003, 08:34:00 PM »

I dont get the mayo part exaclty, but I get what it means... and I wish I din't... you have now ruined sex for me....

nazis X. · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2003, 10:46:00 PM »

QUOTE (Rezin @ Apr 12 2003, 06:03 PM)

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

Geez, this is an old joke. Still funny, mind you; mostly confused as to why some wouldn't understand the joke..

bagel5009 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2003, 09:07:00 AM »

someone plz explain....

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