Topic: Fish Joke (Read 170 times)

brass monkey2 · « **on:** March 25, 2003, 12:46:00 PM »

Ok two fish are swimming up a river. Half way up thay both hit a cement wall. the first fish turns to the second fish and says damn.

brass monkey2 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2003, 02:47:00 PM »

I don't think many people got the joke

LepPpeR · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2003, 03:04:00 PM »

I thought it was pretty funny!!

Fuzzy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:05:00 PM »

Raised · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:12:00 PM »

I get it! FISHES DON'T TALK!!!

brass monkey2 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2003, 05:20:00 PM »

This one is a classic

A guy walks into a bar.....

ouch

Fuzzy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2003, 12:44:00 PM »

QUOTE (brass monkey2 @ Mar 25 2003, 09:20 PM)

This one is a classic

A guy walks into a bar.....

ouch

thats mine, i told you that

brass monkey2 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2003, 12:53:00 PM »

no you didn't my next door neighbor told me it. ok fuzzy

AnimeCommander · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2003, 01:04:00 PM »

Yea that's like this one:

"A family of tomatoes goes out for a walk. There is a mom tomatoe, a dad tomatoe, and a little tomatoe. They are walking alonge and the little tomotoe starts falling behind. So the dad walks back and says (**stomps foot**) katchep!"

greyfox · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2003, 01:14:00 PM »

gee...I`ve heard that ketchup joke about...10 years ago?

BUT IT ROCK ANYWAY!!! HWAHAHAHAHAHA

Boozy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2003, 01:20:00 PM »

OMG, that is a funny joke. IM gonna borrow that one.

brass monkey2 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2003, 01:20:00 PM »

or

a two peanuts walk on the main road of a town and one was assalted...
peanut.

thats an old one

edit:: i missed a word and it changes the hole joke

Fuzzy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2003, 03:43:00 PM »

QUOTE (brass monkey2 @ Mar 26 2003, 05:20 PM)

or

a two peanuts walk on the main road of a town and one was assalted.

thats an old one

that was strangely funny

squaddie · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2003, 05:21:00 PM »

ok if we r going for the old jokes how bout these

Q. what is the definition of agony

A. a fly sliding down a razor blade using it's balls as brakes

got home from work last nite and the wife was sliding down the bannister with no knickers on.
i asked her what she was doing and she replied "just warming you're dinner up dear"

coolnick07 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2003, 09:18:00 PM »

hahaha

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