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Hercules Q Einstein

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2003, 10:07:00 AM »
A couple questions what about Mike Tyson? He hits women and I dont think he is weak, and anybody as crazy as him cant be insecure.

Can we hit fat chicks?
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Morglum

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2003, 10:21:00 AM »
QUOTE (Rollo @ Mar 11 2003, 03:38 AM)
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Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove!

Why don't i tell my wife that joke?
Because there'd be a cock on the stove!

She's told me more than once if i cheat on her she'd cut it off !  laugh.gif  .......wait a sec, i mean sad.gif

Sounds like someones kept under the thumb  laugh.gif
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jopo

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2003, 06:24:00 PM »
Hey have you ever herd of the mexican president?























me either.  lol

j/k i love people from mexico and i love mexican food.
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vtex

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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2003, 01:02:00 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2003, 04:47:00 AM »
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Carbon

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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2003, 08:33:00 PM »
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a mercedes?










I don't have a mercedes in my garage.
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Morglum

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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2003, 08:45:00 PM »
QUOTE (squaddie @ Mar 11 2003, 12:23 AM)
whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag
one is made from plastic and dangerous for kids to play with
the other carries your groceries

Now if only you'd posted that 10 years ago when it was original   sleeping.gif
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bebbeb

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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2003, 09:21:00 AM »
What's the definition of a housewife------------an attachment your screw on the bed to get the house work done!  






just carrying on the old ladies joke theme!
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survivorejam

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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2003, 12:14:00 PM »
Michael Jackson !
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survivorejam

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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2003, 12:16:00 PM »
ha ha ha !

that guy IS a joke ...
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dagretchen

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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2003, 09:57:00 AM »
smile.gif  I couldn't help it, I saw someone say something about it and had to add my 2 cents.

BTW, funney jokes guys rotfl.gif
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