Topic: Michael Jackson (Read 165 times)

squaddie · « **on:** March 10, 2003, 02:23:00 PM »

whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag
one is made from plastic and dangerous for kids to play with
the other carries your groceries

LepPpeR · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2003, 02:24:00 PM »

lol, that is a good one....

LepPpeR · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2003, 02:25:00 PM »

Hey, what do you tell a woman with two blacks eyes?

Nothing you have already told the dumb bitch twice.

LepPpeR · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2003, 04:47:00 PM »

oh boy, that is a good thing i guess. You need to have a violent outlook on life to find this humerous i guess. She has two black eyes because you told her to do something and she did not listen twice.

ocojaa · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2003, 04:54:00 PM »

Violence is bad! Men who hit women are NOT men! Men who hit women are insecure and weak individuals.

Ok, now that that's said, I understood the joke, and it was funny... Does that make me a hypocrite? No.

Seriously though, guys, don't EVER hit a woman, it's just not cool.

LepPpeR · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2003, 04:55:00 PM »

it was a joke, who said we actually hit women. I am a nice guy, not an abuser.

feflicker · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2003, 04:56:00 PM »

What if they hit you first? That is bullshit! If they think they can get away with that, that is not cool... How about we make it more realistic:

People who hit other people for no reason are "bad", "insecure", "weak", and "not cool".

LepPpeR · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2003, 05:00:00 PM »

lol, fine, that is a good way to put it....

Rollo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2003, 05:38:00 PM »

QUOTE

Why don't women need watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove!

Why don't i tell my wife that joke?
Because there'd be a cock on the stove!

She's told me more than once if i cheat on her she'd cut it off !

.......wait a sec, i mean

ocojaa · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:00:00 AM »

I was just joking myself. I'm pretty sure no one here would actually hit a woman.

And even if they hit you first I don't think you should hit back, just maybe hold them down or something til they calm down.

LepPpeR · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:23:00 AM »

Hey Gain,

Why did the woman move her bed to the Kitchen?

-To Shorten her commute from work to home....

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What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?

-Kick her...

squaddie · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2003, 09:01:00 AM »

10 things men know about women

1 they have a fanny

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10 oh yeah ........................and tits

RinGz · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2003, 01:05:00 PM »

rofl.... i like that one

Fire · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:59:00 AM »

Videogamebuyer14 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2003, 06:46:00 PM »

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