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brass monkey2

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« on: February 06, 2003, 05:20:00 PM »

in the year 2500 a man and his daughter are has the world trade center site.

the daughter says what used to be here daddy

the MAN replies  THe world trade center

the daughter asks what happened to it

the MAN answers it was attacked by the talliban

the daughter askes what is the talliban

laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
I thought this was very funny
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LepPpeR

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2003, 05:30:00 PM »

World Trade Center being destroyed is not that funny.  I dont get the humor in this.  Maybe it is just because I am an AMERICAN.

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bagel5009

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2003, 07:53:00 PM »

its not really sick, ive heard it b4, more lame than sick...
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LepPpeR

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2003, 08:00:00 PM »

I am not saying that you have to like America by any means, we do a lot of shady things but too publicly make a joke about 3000 people dying then that is just sad.  By all means bash America, I love this country but being a democracy and having freedom of speech, go right ahead.

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p.s - I can bash a lot of countries but for the most part, i am cool with anyone.
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2003, 04:53:00 AM »

SHUT UP i know brass monkey, hes not a bad person hes just an idiot sometimes  rolleyes.gif

EDIT: by the way you guys dont get it anyway
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BenzineX

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2003, 05:14:00 AM »

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By all means bash America, I love this country but being a democracy and having freedom of speech, go right ahead.


actualy America is more of a dictatorship then a democracy, less then 16% of americas population over 18 voted for Bush, who-ho. I mean come on, Hitler came to power more democraticly then Bush. Not to mention how Americas media works, CNN is a sorry excuse for news if you compare to media in europe. I'm actualy damn happy I don't live there anymore (yes I'm an American citizen).

freedom of speech is kinda a joke too.
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brass monkey2

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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2003, 07:06:00 AM »

I am sry for affending anybody but i am a american and i need to but humor in horridal things other wise i get very deppresed.

since nobody thought it was funny to start i guess i will explain it.

it is surrposed to take plae in the furture when people still remember the world trade center but the don't know what the talliban are because they are all died.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2003, 09:08:00 AM »

QUOTE (BenzineX @ Feb 7 2003, 07:14 AM)
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By all means bash America, I love this country but being a democracy and having freedom of speech, go right ahead.


actualy America is more of a dictatorship then a democracy, less then 16% of americas population over 18 voted for Bush, who-ho. I mean come on, Hitler came to power more democraticly then Bush. Not to mention how Americas media works, CNN is a sorry excuse for news if you compare to media in europe. I'm actualy damn happy I don't live there anymore (yes I'm an American citizen).

freedom of speech is kinda a joke too.

you probably left america cuz you're a fuckin idiot who can't find a job!!
and we are not even close to a dictatorship you piece of shit. just because
only 20% of us vote doesn't mean that we have some guy telling us what
to do. i don't vote cuz i can depend on whoever is running the government.
you compare us to the Nazis? fuck you you KKK asshole. you probably went
to germany and become the Grand Dragon.  grr.gif  grr.gif

i know mods are probably gonna edit this post. just gotta shut this guy up
for bashin'. yeah, i'm bashin' too.... an eye for an eye.

i came from japan to america and life couldn't be better.
it IS a place of opportunity. my family couldn't survive in Vietnam and Japan.
here, life is good.

don't bash america goddammit!! we get bashed by every country in the world.
we don't want another trader!
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Knuck3ls

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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2003, 11:24:00 AM »

Well said phantazma.

To understand how good America is, you have to live a country that is very bad off at the moment, take a field trip to Ethiopa or Vietnam and see how they are forced to live. No one in America that was born and raised there realizes how good it is.

Many people will make fun of the people from Asia that work in Gas stations, etc.. but guess what? More than half of them are sending all their money back to the country they came from to support their family that cannot come over to America yet, very sad sad.gif
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2003, 12:32:00 PM »

brass monkey, that joke actually make you laugh?  Seriously dude, I've heard some really lame 9/11 jokes, but that one is by far the most obscure and worthless one I have heard yet.  I swear, the people you meet on these forums... tongue.gif
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2003, 01:17:00 PM »

QUOTE (Knuck3ls @ Feb 7 2003, 03:24 PM)
Well said phantazma.

To understand how good America is, you have to live a country that is very bad off at the moment, take a field trip to Ethiopa or Vietnam and see how they are forced to live. No one in America that was born and raised there realizes how good it is.

Many people will make fun of the people from Asia that work in Gas stations, etc.. but guess what? More than half of them are sending all their money back to the country they came from to support their family that cannot come over to America yet, very sad sad.gif

Yes, let that flag ride up your ass more... it'll make the upcoming events more of a suprise to you.
Guess what? America sucks. Calling it a 'Democracy' is an insult to the idea of Democracy. Bush is president now because he got some of Daddy's goons in the CIA to taint the election and steal ballot boxes. I sure as fuck didn't vote for him, and I don't know anyone who's over 18 that did.... why would I vote a confirmed cocaine addict in?
The rest of the world is about ready to give us a proverbial 'smack in the ass'. The UN is ready to overthrow our government as soon as they have a good reason (i.e. unprovoked attack against Iraq).
Call this country good... comparing it to a sad country like Ethiopia is pitiful... why don't you compare America to another 'civilized' country, like most in Europe? Only then will you see how sad our country is.
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Knuck3ls

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2003, 01:20:00 PM »

Then get the fuck out.
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NegativeFactor

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2003, 01:22:00 PM »

I think it's another 23 years until 9/11 is officialy declared funny.
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dkoikadabra

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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2003, 01:22:00 PM »

QUOTE (Knuck3ls @ Feb 7 2003, 05:20 PM)
Then get the fuck out.

Wow, what an intelligent comeback! That sure convinced me that I'm wrong! Pray tell, is that how you respond every time you hear something that discomforts you?
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dkoikadabra

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2003, 09:16:00 PM »

QUOTE (greekforce @ Feb 7 2003, 05:39 PM)
DOn't won't to be blamed but...

In America the media make you belive everything they want!If u just get out from there (come in europe or anywhere else) you 'll notice that things aren't the same as you think. Bush and any other A$$hole (sorry for this but he completely is) makes you think what he wants! Do u think that the all attacks that he made and the war he declared (well if not now in the not-so-distant-future, maning some weeks) are reasonable? He doesn't even have proofs of nuclear weapons!

For one more time i don't want to get flamed but open your eyes!U r just pawns to their game!wake up!

Thank you. A little bit of an attack, but thank you nonetheless.
Anyone else here read Huxley's "Brave New World"? Anybody starting to see the same thing happening in America? It's sick that people just swallow whatever shit this Beuracracy throws at them.
On the note of nuclear weapons, there's no proof of Iraq having any, but there is proof that North Korea has over a dozen, and are making more. And guess what? They don't like us alot.....
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