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upstart2050

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« on: January 21, 2003, 10:47:00 AM »

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs s uch as GAA
5.0, FAI 3.0, and PGA 7.1. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.  If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0, Flowers 3.5. and sympathy dinner 5.2. But remember, overuse
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7 .0, or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV
files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additio= nal software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Alkaline

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2003, 11:56:00 AM »

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xbox_freak!!

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2003, 02:09:00 PM »

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Fuzzy

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2003, 02:22:00 PM »

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Hammy

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2003, 02:58:00 AM »

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whiffin

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2003, 03:11:00 AM »

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Mshake

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2003, 10:07:00 AM »

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is hot_n_carefree_and_totalfreedom__nonnagging_wife.exe version1.0 out? smile.gif
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Majinbuu

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2003, 02:15:00 PM »

QUOTE (Mshake @ Jan 22 2003, 12:07 PM)
that's the funniest shit i have heard in ages......  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

is hot_n_carefree_and_totalfreedom__nonnagging_wife.exe version1.0 out? smile.gif

When I am made emperor  wink.gif  wink.gif
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ACEBOX

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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2003, 06:35:00 PM »

Good job I sent it to all my friends.
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bagel5009

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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2003, 07:33:00 PM »

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