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Rollo

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« on: January 10, 2003, 11:49:00 AM »

Hope you can handle some constructive criticizim!

http://maddox.xmissi...box_suckit.html

this whole site always cracks me up.  Read "I am better than your kids" if you like this one!
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2003, 12:31:00 PM »

Let's see here:

1: Who ever made the rule that a game console could not have hardware resembling the inside a computer? Secondly, I don't find the xbox case cumbersome in size, AT ALL.

2: Whether or not the games "suck", varies from person to person, so you can't really use this as a basis for an argument. It is an OPINION. I liked the N64 games too, so this whole paragraph is void in my book.

3. Who cares about the controller. You can buy a mad-catz, or a "S" controller if it is too big for you. Maybe your hands are too small, and we all know what that means!

4. I bought my xbox because it was NOT Sony, not because it WAS MS...  Also, the Typical Xbox owner wants more from his console than JUST games, e.g. DVD, XBMP, homebrew, etc. Why is the need for a console with great power, a "bad" thing? Who cares who made it, that is not the point!

5. PC, console, it is all just wires, circuits, transistors, etc... Who cares HOW they make it, as long is it works... And why not take advantage of readily-available industry standard parts, in an effort to reduce the cost of a high powered system?

6. In contrary, what makes a great system IS great hardware. You have to have the hardware in place before the software can be worth a damn. Since MS put the hardware together, it is up to game developers to take advantage of it...

7. Too expensive? The consoles are all pretty much priced the same, and with the Xbox you get about 100 features the other consoles do not offer. (Provided you install a mod-chip, of course.)

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This is the most poorly written argument against the Xbox I have ever seen. This individual is disturbed, and needs to do some more research before displaying his/her views to the world. What a disgrace to the human race... As such, I am assuming this entire site is meant to entertain, not actually convey someones real opinion(s).
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Rollo

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2003, 12:35:00 PM »

This man will tear apart any good thing!  He is definatley a disgrace but funny as hell!
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2003, 01:03:00 PM »

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That link is well over a year old.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2003, 01:11:00 PM »

Yeah, I do remember seeing several versions of this document a long time ago, before I even thought about buying the xbox...
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2003, 01:53:00 PM »

I think this guy needs to buy a bigger web server just to hold his enormous ego. His homepage is titled "How much I rule", and he likes saying how much better he can draw than 8 year old kids.

He has a whole page dedicated to making fun of 2-8 year old's drawing, saying how he can draw better, do math better, and run faster than elementary kids. What the &^%$ is up with that?

This guy seriously has a problem. He either has some strange mental disorder or he just needs to get out more.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2003, 02:29:00 PM »

who says we got to this guy's house and shove a gaycube up his ass? laugh.gif
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2003, 02:30:00 PM »

I just spent like the past 30 mins checking out this page. He seems to criticize everything in today's world. So, I don't know what he even likes...
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2003, 02:49:00 PM »

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Maybe he believes he actually is 8 years old too.


He sure acts like it!
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Rollo

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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2003, 03:17:00 PM »

I wonder how different these post might be if it was "seven reasons ps2 sucks"?
And I know it's old but it sure still seems to piss people off! wink.gif
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2003, 04:03:00 PM »

i think this guy is a major big time asshole, and doesnt know the slightest thing about the xbox.  

and to tell u the truth rollo, i do not see one bit of humor in that page or any of his others.  its more like a bunch of babbled bullshit.
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Rollo

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2003, 04:32:00 PM »

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Now THIS is funny.
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2003, 10:59:00 AM »

QUOTE (Rollo @ Jan 11 2003, 12:32 AM)
So I guess me and this guy are just a couple of assholes.  

I find it hard to believe that no one that has read this post has found this funny!  For goodness sakes i never thought ANYone would actually take this guy serious!  Let alone step by step refute the reasons he says it sucks! rotfl.gif    

Now THIS is funny.

Just what I was thinking.  It's the fact the guy takes the piss out of everything under the sun with the worst reasons makes the site so funny.  The replys in this thread are as funny as that site - it's not meant to be taken seriously.
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2003, 06:13:00 PM »

you can definitely tell how old some of OUR members are from the replies to this post.....

i own and love my xbox.  and this guys STILL funny as hell!

lighten up, youre giving us a bad name....
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Rollo

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2003, 06:59:00 PM »

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