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brass monkey2

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Parrot Joke
« on: December 24, 2002, 12:40:00 PM »

ok a man and his wife are in a pet shop when they see a parrot. the parrot has burned feet so the guy askes the clerk what happened to the parrot. the clerk answers put a match under on of the parrots feet. the man lights a match and puts it to the parrot's right foot. the parrot begins to sing jingle bells. the man says to his wife ", wow that amazing". the man then puts the match under the parrot's left foot and the parrot startes to sing silent night. the wife takes the match and says what if you put the match here, and the parrot startes to sing chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
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mattboy2

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Parrot Joke
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2002, 01:43:00 PM »

wink.gif heh
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lil killer

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Parrot Joke
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2002, 01:20:00 AM »

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phantazma1

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Parrot Joke
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2003, 03:08:00 PM »

i thought it was funny.
can't go wrong with the classics
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Andy

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2003, 01:49:00 PM »

QUOTE (phantazma1 @ Jan 6 2003, 11:08 PM)
i thought it was funny.
can't go wrong with the classics

HAHA

(nice pick lil killer  wink.gif )
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xbox_freak!!

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Parrot Joke
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2003, 02:31:00 PM »

QUOTE (Andy @ Jan 8 2003, 04:49 PM)
QUOTE (phantazma1 @ Jan 6 2003, 11:08 PM)
i thought it was funny.
can't go wrong with the classics

HAHA

(nice pick lil killer  wink.gif )

 ph34r.gif  smile.gif
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