ok.. so theres this lonely farmer liveing on a ranch alone. one day, he is so lonely, he decides to fuck a sheep. well, he has trouble because he wasnt very tall, so he needed to use a ladder to correctly position himself behind the sheep.. so he gets the ladder, climbs up, gets ready. . . . . . then the sheep moves forward, out opf his reach... so he moves the ladder and climbs up again.. and the sheep moves again.. this goes on for hours, and the sheep eventually moves all the way down to the ocean. At the beach, the farmer notices that there is a woman drowning. So he dives in the water, and pulls the woman out.. this woman is beautiful, naked, and totally stacked. The woman looks at the farmer and says, "you saved my life!.. i will do ANYTHING to repay you" .. the farmer puts a smile on his face and says "well...could you um.." (the woman waits in anticipation) "could you hold this sheep for me?"
