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[mattboy2]

ok here it goes

a vaseline salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere because all of his oil leaked out.. he manages to patch up the leak, but because he doesnt have any oil, he uses vaseline to drive just far enough to get to a mechanic.. well he drives a bit and it breaks down again, so he puts more vaseline in and it works again.. he does this until he runs totally out of vaseline, and his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere at the front of a random house. . .

meanwhile, in the house a family is just finishing dinner.. there is a mother, a father, and a teenage daughter. They are arguing over whose turn it is to wash the dishes. . (here's where it gets retarded). The dad says " ok, to decide who will do the dishes, we will all aly down naked on the floor without moving or speaking.. first one to move or speak has to do the dishes . . .

back outside, the vaseline salesman decides he needs to go into the house to call for a tow truck. . .he rings the doorbell but no answer. . . the door is unlocked and he goes in. . looks for a phone but cannot find one until he comes to the kitchen where he sees three naked people on the ground.. he does not know what to think of this, so he says, "may i please borrow your telephone" but no reply or reaction. .  then he asks if the have any engine oil..no answer. Well some time passes and the salesman gets bored, so he decides to fuck the mother. . ."man, that was good" he thinks.. he wastes more time in the house trying to think of what to do, when he gets horney again, and fucks the daughter. .By this time, the salesman is pretty tired, and just wants to get  on the road again.. so he firgures, maybe if they had some vaseline, he could use that to get him far enough to a mechanic.. so he asks "DO YOU HAVE ANY VASELINE?"... just then the dad jumps up and says "ill do the dishes!"

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