A camel and an elephant meet each other somewhere in a zoo. The elephant takes a look and asks " Why the hell do you have your tits on your back?" The Camel, obviously annoyed with the stupid comment, looks at the elephant and replies: " Silly question comming from somebody with a dick on his face."
Part 2.
Two days later the same elephant sees this exhibisionist, observes him and says: "Kind of cute, but can you drink with it?"