Topic: Yo Mama Jokes (Read 129 times)

dsswarehouse · « **on:** December 13, 2002, 02:27:00 PM »

I use to do this when I was in middle school well I in high school now and I still do this

HSDEMONZ · « **Reply #1 on:** December 01, 2002, 09:34:00 AM »

Yah.. well... yo MAMA is so stupid... she can't find ROOT...

Yah.. your MAMA is so stupid... she only know Pi to ten places...

Sorry... tired!

Your MAMA is so stupid... I'll just leave it at that! I was brought up to be a polite boy!

I tried!

guess I'll leave COMEDY to those with some talent! <humbly walks away... gonna hide in CD/DVD forum>

sky131 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 01, 2002, 11:03:00 AM »

Yo mama so ugly she looks like Kelsey Grammer.

survivorejam · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2002, 04:18:00 AM »

your Mama's so dumb she thinks KazuyaWaruasobi is cute !

Satan00 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2002, 04:34:00 AM »

yo mamma dont wear no drawsssss i saw em when she took em offfffffff

HSDEMONZ · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2002, 06:17:00 AM »

Yo MAMA so stupid.. she Spit and Swallow...

Better?

survivorejam · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2002, 06:31:00 AM »

Yo MaMa's so big she's got more roles then the bakery !

Yo Mama's so big when she sits around the house , she sits a Round the house !!

Yo Mama's so ugly , when she fell out the ugly tree : she hit evey branch on the way down !!!!!!!

(does that last one count?)

lil killer · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2002, 05:34:00 PM »

your momma is so fat that she is taller when she is laying down.

survivorejam · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2002, 06:59:00 PM »

clap clap clap clap clap .....

KazuyaWaruasobi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2002, 07:58:00 PM »

Yo mama so fat that when she pees she only knows where to wipe by throwing some flower on herself and looking for the wet spot.

cykiller · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2002, 03:54:00 AM »

your mama so stupid -
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.

cykiller · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2002, 03:55:00 AM »

ya mama so ugly -
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

i was bored!!

cykiller · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2002, 03:57:00 AM »

ok i was really bored, your mama so fat -
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway!!

cykiller · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2002, 03:58:00 AM »

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