Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 1053 times)

bagel5009 · « **Reply #105 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:12:00 PM »

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #106 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:12:00 PM »

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #107 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #108 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #109 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she walked into the classroom she sat next to everyone.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #110 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #111 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #112 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #113 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #114 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:15:00 PM »

Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #115 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:15:00 PM »

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''

bagel5009 · « **Reply #116 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:15:00 PM »

Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #117 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:16:00 PM »

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #118 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:16:00 PM »

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #119 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:16:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.