Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 1053 times)

bagel5009 · « **Reply #90 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:25:00 PM »

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

bagel5009 · « **Reply #91 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:25:00 PM »

Yo' mama so dumb that if brains were dynamite she couldn't blow her nose!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #92 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:26:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #93 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:26:00 PM »

Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #94 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:27:00 PM »

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said sex, she wrote not lately.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #95 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:27:00 PM »

Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #96 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:28:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #97 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:28:00 PM »

this is getting old

pCeSlAyEr · « **Reply #98 on:** October 09, 2002, 02:57:00 AM »

why u gotta put so many?

WTF... u could have stuck alot of those into the same post ya kno...

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.

Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.

Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.

Majinbuu · « **Reply #99 on:** October 20, 2002, 12:29:00 AM »

Craleo · « **Reply #100 on:** October 25, 2002, 01:56:00 AM »

Yo mama is so fat, she has nine smaller woman in orbit around her!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #101 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:11:00 PM »

Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #102 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:11:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #103 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:11:00 PM »

Yo' mama so ugly, even the garbageman won't pick her up!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #104 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:12:00 PM »

Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

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