Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 1052 times)

bagel5009 · « **Reply #75 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:16:00 PM »

Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #76 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:17:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #77 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #78 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #79 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:19:00 PM »

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #80 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #81 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #82 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #83 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles

bagel5009 · « **Reply #84 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

bagel5009 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:22:00 PM »

bagel5009 · « **Reply #86 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:22:00 PM »

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #87 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:23:00 PM »

Best One: Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:24:00 PM »

Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #89 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:24:00 PM »