Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 821 times)

majikrealm187 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2004, 05:14:00 PM »

Yo mama is so fat she don't need to get on the internet she is worldwide! LOL!

modderman2 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2004, 05:22:00 PM »

whoops sorry that was my brothers name lol majik he always does that.

powercntrl · « **Reply #32 on:** May 12, 2004, 06:27:00 PM »

Yo mamma's so fat, when she jogs the CD player skips... At the radio station.
Yo mamma's so poor, I went to her house, stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "Hey, who turned off the heat?"
Yo mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the moon got splashed.
Yo mamma's so ugly when she buys makeup she throws away the makeup and puts on the bag.
Yo mamma's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Mall Left" and turned around and went back home.
Yo mamma's so fat she went to the grand canyon and tourists took pictures in front of HER crack.

modderman2 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2004, 06:59:00 PM »

Your momma is so fat when she went to work this morning her belly was on time but she was 10 minutes late.

your momma is so poor when I dropped a ciggarette butt on the floor she said "clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we have heat."

your momma is so stupid she bought a speaker and tried to plug it into the wall.

your momma is so stupid she thought that you needed to plug tweezers into the wall for them to work.

your momma is so poor she uses trash can lids for plates.

your mom is like an all you can eat buffet. she is always open for buisness.

your mom is so poor she uses branches as dildos.

your mom is so stupid she thought when people farted it ment she was going from deadly gases. lololololol

i made all of these up exept the ciggarette butt one.

RX3 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 20, 2004, 07:12:00 PM »

Altima NEO · « **Reply #35 on:** May 21, 2004, 12:12:00 PM »

Oh man, I dont even know if these have been posted, but here it goes.

Youre mommas so fat, shes got several smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Youre mommas so poor, they broke into her car to steal The Club.

Youre mommas so fat, when she wears a red shirt, little kids say "Hey KoolAid!"

JCD · « **Reply #36 on:** August 27, 2002, 12:00:00 AM »

Her ass is so big, she has her own zip-code.

Guest_bush_batman_Guest · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2002, 05:51:00 AM »

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and skittles popped out!

theferalmoon · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2002, 07:45:00 AM »

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!

J-villehustla · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2002, 01:13:00 PM »

Yo mama so fat she take a bath in tha car wash.

pCeSlAyEr · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2002, 12:49:00 AM »

Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

N00bvin · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2002, 07:26:00 AM »

Your mom blew me last night... no really... she did... no kidding.

CZroe · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2002, 07:32:00 AM »

Yo mama's so fat she went swimming, got lost in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Guest_bush_batman_Guest · « **Reply #43 on:** August 29, 2002, 03:30:00 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, when i fucked her, i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Damn thats fat!

GTac01 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 02, 2002, 03:39:00 PM »

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