Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 820 times)

X-tA-c · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:15:00 AM »

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper

X-tA-c · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:16:00 AM »

come on keap this shit going lol

gcskate27 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:41:00 AM »

good god x-tA-c, put them in one post...

X-tA-c · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2004, 06:36:00 AM »

my bad my bad but here some lol.

yo momma is so fat Dairy Queen has a restraining order on her

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

katsumoto · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2004, 08:05:00 AM »

NOW THAT'S CLASSIC!!!

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katsumoto · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2004, 08:08:00 AM »

My BAD...now these are yellow teeth yo momma has!!!

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.i.n.s.u.l.t.s · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2004, 12:51:00 PM »

Your mother is so fat that your family put 4 tires on her and used her big ass for the family bus.

Your mother is so stupid when she jumped out of the window she went UP.

Your mother is so fat that her dress says made in Hong Kong , France , USA , Canada , UK , Brazil etc.

Your mother is so fat that when she fell nobody laughed but the ground cracked up.

Your mother is so fat that she ate her hand.

Your mother is so black that when she talks she gives lung cancer.

Parrappa · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2004, 01:07:00 PM »

I think that this is one of the funniest ones I have ever heard..........

Your mamma is so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man, and I never saw the bitch again!

ThreeEyedFish · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2004, 12:11:00 PM »

yo momma is so ugly, she e-mailed me her picture and the Antivirus blocked it.

Moleman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2004, 05:15:00 PM »

Your mama's like a brick, she's flat, dirty, and gets laid by construction workers.

buttface96 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2004, 01:25:00 PM »

What does ur mom and a vacum have in common, they both suck, blow, and get laid in the closet.

grillo2k4 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2004, 08:08:00 PM »

katsumoto · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2004, 08:47:00 AM »

buttface96 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2004, 03:50:00 PM »

i just felt like bringing up this thread again. LOL

Mystnight · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2004, 04:31:00 PM »

yo momma is so dumb, they told her its was chilly outside....she went and got a bowl!!

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