Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 821 times)

Duece · « **Reply #60 on:** September 25, 2002, 01:17:00 PM »

Yall are so poor I was over for dinner and asked your moms what was for dinner...she stuck her foot on a plate and said 'Corn'

Your mom is so stupid I saw her putting lipstick on her forehead and I asked her what she was doing...she said she was trying to make up her mind.

Your mom is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all of the W's

You mom is so stupid when she was on Double Dare they asked her name and she said she would take the psyical challenge!

If someone told your mom to "Haul Ass' it would take her 3 trips in a dump truck.

Your mom is so stupid she put a Ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept

That's it for today!!!

wreck_0ne · « **Reply #61 on:** September 25, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

and you forgot.....

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the movies and she saw a sign that said "Under 17 Not Admitted" so she went and got 16 of her friends.

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she wears her Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama, yo mama, yo mama.......

_KC_ · « **Reply #62 on:** September 27, 2002, 01:44:00 AM »

yo momma so poor i saw her peeing on a skateboard so i went up to her and said "what r u doin" and she said "washing the family car."

bagel5009 · « **Reply #63 on:** October 03, 2002, 07:46:00 PM »

yer momma's so stupid, she sold her xbox for more controlers

bagel5009 · « **Reply #64 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:07:00 PM »

yer moma is so fat, that when she went sky-diving in a white t-shirt, everyone thought the moon was falling.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #65 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:07:00 PM »

yer momas so stupid that she starved to death when she was locked into a food market

bagel5009 · « **Reply #66 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:09:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #67 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:10:00 PM »

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about yo mama.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #68 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:11:00 PM »

Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #69 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:12:00 PM »

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #70 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:13:00 PM »

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #71 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays AFTER they eat!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #72 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:14:00 PM »

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #73 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:15:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #74 on:** October 03, 2002, 10:16:00 PM »

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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