Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 1051 times)

bagel5009 · « **Reply #135 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:22:00 PM »

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''

bagel5009 · « **Reply #136 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:22:00 PM »

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #137 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:22:00 PM »

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

bagel5009 · « **Reply #138 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:23:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #139 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:23:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

bagel5009 · « **Reply #140 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:23:00 PM »

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said airport left. So she turned around and went home.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #141 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:23:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''

bagel5009 · « **Reply #142 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:24:00 PM »

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #143 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:24:00 PM »

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #144 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:25:00 PM »

HSDEMONZ · « **Reply #145 on:** November 04, 2002, 10:03:00 PM »

Why are all these mean people making fun of my Mama...

LumbraX · « **Reply #146 on:** November 04, 2002, 10:09:00 PM »

Atleast we will never loose her!

rocketsauce · « **Reply #147 on:** November 10, 2002, 09:28:00 AM »

Your mother is so fat, it uh...affects her self-esteem.

Regards,

Hank Hill

phiberoptik · « **Reply #148 on:** November 17, 2002, 12:05:00 PM »

yo momma gotta glass D#8k and jacks off with windex

2_COOL · « **Reply #149 on:** November 17, 2002, 02:47:00 PM »

OK then..

Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like a gas station - You gotta pay before You pump
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like butter, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like the pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her
Yo mamas like walgreens open 24 hrs.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

WOW I didn't know I knew that much

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