Topic: Let's Start A "yo Mama" Thread... (Read 821 times)

bagel5009 · « **Reply #120 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:17:00 PM »

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #121 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:17:00 PM »

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #122 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''

bagel5009 · « **Reply #123 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #124 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #125 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:18:00 PM »

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #126 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:19:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #127 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:19:00 PM »

Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #128 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo Mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #129 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #130 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:20:00 PM »

Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #131 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #132 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

bagel5009 · « **Reply #133 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.

bagel5009 · « **Reply #134 on:** October 31, 2002, 10:21:00 PM »

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

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