Man this shit is weak. Here's a list of the mods I've done on my 1999 Civic Hatchback.
-Stock engine swapped with a Ferrari Enzo's engine, that's like 792 hp right there.
-74 stickers at 13.2 hp each =976.8 hp
-Super big exhaust tip which adds 42 hp
-Suicide scissor doors, takes off 3 seconds from my 9 second 1/4 mile time
-1253 lb/ft of torque.
Therefore, my Civic has 1810.8 bhp, and 1253 lb/ft of torque, plus a 6 seconds 1/4 mile, and a 0-60 time of about 2.4 seconds. Ya so if anyone wants to race me, I'll beat them, obviously.
Oh wait I forgot to add, my car has super hydraulics that can make the car jump 20 feet, and I also got some super-tite 24" spinners.
EDIT: Please don't ask for pics because I don't have my 14 megapixel camera with me right now, my super hot girlfriend is using it for a science project.