"Who's lexus is this parked in a handicapped spot? What a Jerk"
...Keeeeyyyyyyyy....
"SHIT! He has a handicapped placard. "
As some old guy in a wheel chair runs my ass over.
Moral of the story: Don't f*ckin' steal spots from the handicapped... they carry weapons

Although, they might be able to refer you to a good wheelchair manufacturer after they're done w/ you