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Apr 07 04:50:02 <ArabMoney> Thanx K3rn3l , im Ip banned at #x360usb so i cant get in for info
Apr 07 04:50:12 <@k3rn3l> and there is probably a reason for that
Apr 07 04:50:25 <boakun> haha
Apr 07 04:50:43 <ozzman280> <@k3rn3l> you helpp develop??
Apr 07 04:51:09 <NoFelonie> new x360usb app?
Apr 07 04:51:12 <@k3rn3l> I'm Xecuter
Apr 07 04:51:18 <@k3rn3l> i do a bit

Apr 07 04:51:26 <Lazer> thanks for all the great work!
Apr 07 04:51:29 <Lazer> much appreciated
Apr 07 04:51:30 <ozzman280> well thx for what you guys do
Apr 07 04:51:45 <NoFelonie> xecuter products are streamlined
Apr 07 04:51:48 <@k3rn3l> NoFelonie - yes X360USB doesn't just do DVD drives ya know

Apr 07 04:51:48 <NoFelonie> great stuff man
Apr 07 04:51:59 <ozzman280> i know you here alot of kids b*tchin on here but work is appreciated!
Apr 07 04:52:02 <@k3rn3l> so now we are showing off the new stuff it can do
Apr 07 04:52:15 <NoFelonie> nice k3rn3l
Apr 07 04:52:29 <NoFelonie> still havent unboaxed my usbpro
Apr 07 04:52:33 <NoFelonie> unboxed
Apr 07 04:52:38 <ozzman280> what?
Apr 07 04:52:41 <@k3rn3l> kids bitchin doesnt bother me - it's 0.00000001% of my business and I love IRC cus i simply tell them to fuck off and effects me not one bit.
Apr 07 04:52:44 <ozzman280> cant wait for mine!
Apr 07 04:53:04 <redeath> i got some 360lizards
Apr 07 04:53:08 <@k3rn3l> lol
Apr 07 04:53:16 <redeath> and we introduce stand alone shortly
Apr 07 04:53:23 <@k3rn3l> ssuuurre
Apr 07 04:53:28 <redeath> with some hi--- suprises
Apr 07 04:53:32 <NoFelonie> k3rn3l least usb does what it says and then some it didnt say right off,unlike soooooooome products that dont even do what they say it can
Apr 07 04:53:32 <NoFelonie>

Apr 07 04:53:34 <@k3rn3l> lol sure
Apr 07 04:53:35 <ozzman280> <@k3rn3l>++++respect
Apr 07 04:53:45 <@k3rn3l> i bet you have some. i keep running out of my gear

Apr 07 04:53:54 <redeath> you too
Apr 07 04:53:57 <redeath> nice work
Apr 07 04:54:10 <@k3rn3l> if the lizard can do a 9504 standalone in less than 30 minutes i'll give you $10,000 cash.
Apr 07 04:54:18 <redeath> realy
Apr 07 04:54:20 <@k3rn3l>
or standalone EVERApr 07 04:54:23 <NoFelonie> 30 minutes?
Apr 07 04:54:24 <NoFelonie> wtf
Apr 07 04:54:25 <NoFelonie> lol
Apr 07 04:54:26 <redeath> can i quote you on this
Apr 07 04:54:35 <@k3rn3l> you do know lizard as it is cant do the 9504 fw dont you ?Apr 07 04:54:36 <redeath> let me save the log one sec
Apr 07 04:54:40 <@k3rn3l> you'll see

Apr 07 04:54:46 <ArabMoney> good luck with those lizards dont let them collect to much dust
Apr 07 04:54:50 <@k3rn3l> no need to sve any logs - its a txt file. You have my word.
Apr 07 04:54:55 <redeath> you too will lern a lessen
Apr 07 04:54:55 <NoFelonie> i dont buy anything other than tx stuff for modding man
Apr 07 04:55:01 <@k3rn3l> sure I will *yawn*
Apr 07 04:55:01 <NoFelonie> end of story
Apr 07 04:55:11 <redeath> woohooo !!!
Apr 07 04:55:13 <redeath> jackpot
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Apr 16 21:02:45 <pau_no_cu> lizard is a very nice solution, once it will be computer free. x360 needs a PC, and even worse a Windows PC
Apr 16 21:02:49 <chongle> and from my viewing its all i can forumlate an opinion on
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Apr 16 21:03:00 <xboxgeniu> its too slow
Apr 16 21:03:03 <pau_no_cu> if it, at least, support MAC OS X or Linux
Apr 16 21:03:06 <liteonfre> both tools are shit
Apr 16 21:03:08 <+ShagNastY> standalone i dnt think so
Apr 16 21:03:09 <DeathWish> the only people I've heard complain about the x360usbpro are people who couldn't be bothered to read enough to update the FW on it when 9504 FW came out
Apr 16 21:03:11 <liteonfre> pcs the best
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Apr 16 21:03:39 <xboxgeniu> agreed shag
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Apr 16 21:03:41 <chongle> id agree something you can diy without extra tools is the best
Apr 16 21:03:43 <pau_no_cu> All computers are personal computers. The system nows defines them
Apr 16 21:03:45 <+ShagNastY> no chance
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Apr 16 21:04:04 <turny> pau_no_cu lizard cant do anything without pc,that standalone claim will never happen.
Apr 16 21:04:16 <pau_no_cu> ShagNastY, I will agree that will need some way to put data on the sd card
Apr 16 21:04:17 <xboxgeniu> you cant get portio without a pc
Apr 16 21:04:30 <+ShagNastY> never be realised
From #JungleFlasher
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Feb 20 16:38:35 <-- Carlitosb has kicked sfb12 from #JungleFlasher (<sfb12> Lizard and JF both are good in there own ways (WHAT))
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Feb 20 16:38:44 <wwJFnet28> I do not see anything like that
Feb 20 16:38:44 <sfb12> Yes they are
Feb 20 16:38:47 <wwJFnet28> yes?
Feb 20 16:38:49 <@Oggy304> -ve to gnd
Feb 20 16:38:52 <wwJFnet28> where?
Feb 20 16:38:56 <@Oggy304> ground
Feb 20 16:38:57 <@Oggy304> ffs
Feb 20 16:38:58 <sfb12> one is portable one is stable
Feb 20 16:39:00 <@Carlitosb> so is an xbox without an keys
Feb 20 16:39:15 <@Carlitosb> which is portable?
Feb 20 16:39:19 <sfb12> lizard
Feb 20 16:39:24 <@Carlitosb> cause last i checked it needs a pc
Feb 20 16:39:32 <@Carlitosb> thats a myth that portable shit lol
Feb 20 16:39:48 <sfb12> next firmware update is supposed to fix standalone mode
Feb 20 16:39:51 <@Carlitosb> have a better chance on hitachi flashing lol
Feb 20 16:39:56 <@mr-crix> lol
Feb 20 16:40:15 <sfb12> thats supposed to be fixed aswell
Feb 20 16:40:19 <@mr-crix> i have better chance of sex with the mrs
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Feb 20 20:19:57 <@Oggy304> no lizard talk
Feb 20 20:20:04 <@spudnutz> ill ban him quick ldn
Feb 20 20:20:09 <@Oggy304> I dont care that no-one is talking of lizard
Feb 20 20:20:12 <@spudnutz> hes playin nice
Feb 20 20:20:13 <@Oggy304> no lizard talk
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Feb 21 23:12:40 <JFapp51> will da 360lizard work with jf i kno it was alot of talk about it
Feb 21 23:12:42 <@BraveH43> strip is gnd yes
Feb 21 23:13:02 <VenomX> hmmmm
Feb 21 23:13:24 <@BraveH43> take a pic of your wiring
Feb 21 23:13:27 <@turny> shorter lead if its from xbox will be same length?
Feb 21 23:13:35 <@k3rn3l> why should it - its "standalone" so doesnt need software
Feb 21 23:13:38 <@k3rn3l> oh wait...........
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Feb 21 23:13:42 <@BraveH43> lol
Feb 21 23:14:05 <@k3rn3l> its amazing the level of ppl who have been duped by that bullshit product
Feb 21 23:14:08 <@k3rn3l> and you can quote me
Feb 21 23:14:18 <@BraveH43> flol
Feb 21 23:14:26 <@k3rn3l> i didnt say AMOUNT of people - as we know the number is tiny
Feb 21 23:14:31 <@k3rn3l> but the level of intelligence
Feb 21 23:14:34 <@k3rn3l> its pretty shocking
Feb 21 23:15:04 <JFapp51> talkin about the lizard
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Apr 01 19:52:05 <@k3rn3l> 9504 is fine thats not the delay
Apr 01 19:52:22 <@k3rn3l> its a VERY different process to flash it - its a lot of new shit - so the delay is getting JF ready
Apr 01 19:52:25 <@k3rn3l> it has to be solid
Apr 01 19:52:32 <@k3rn3l> or we will get a lot of whining bitches
Apr 01 19:52:53 <@k3rn3l> its safe to say lizard will never ever be stand alone with 9504
Apr 01 19:53:05 <@k3rn3l> unless you want to sit there for 45 minutes while it does the work lol
Apr 01 19:53:18 <@mr-crix> lol
Apr 01 19:53:23 <@k3rn3l> not exagerrating either
Apr 01 19:53:28 <@mr-crix> i know
Apr 01 19:53:50 <@turny> thought you cross the days off the calendar
Apr 01 19:53:54 <Gewle> what are ppl using lizard with than, does it work with jf?
Apr 01 19:54:09 <@mr-crix> does it shite
Apr 01 19:54:12 <Gewle> if its not stand alone, what good is it i guess
Apr 01 19:54:21 <@mr-crix> exactly
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Apr 11 11:14:42 <sciswin1> theres no stand alone product for flashing currently. unless you consider netbook/laptop + x360usb pro and a ck3 pro

Apr 11 11:15:03 <arcadekid> i read something about a product called lizard
Apr 11 11:15:13 <sciswin1> its not stand alone
Apr 11 11:15:15 <bumfun> or the Lizard with battery pack

Apr 11 11:15:20 <@mr-crix> and never will be
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Apr 12 18:42:07 <@k3rn3l> you have a mobile version - its called a netbook
Apr 12 18:42:23 <@k3rn3l> there will never ever ever be a 100% solid hardware only flasher
Apr 12 18:42:25 <@k3rn3l> ever
Apr 12 18:42:26 <@k3rn3l> forget it
Apr 12 18:42:36 <@k3rn3l> lizard is a waste of time. the customers were duped.
Apr 12 18:43:09 <@Podger> they wanted to be duped
Some brief quotes from the owner of Team Xecuter (K3rn3l) and the 'impartial' Team Jungle people (oggie, podger, mr crix, turny, carlitosb, braveh43 et al.), these are but a slither of the constant berating, trolling and downright hatred from them towards Maximus/Lizard on IRC.
It's nice to see K3rn3l being the good sport and upstanding businessman he always has been, spreading the lies and misinformation he needs to sell his product. Also nice to see the Team Jungle people being his (supposedly) unpaid cronies, lapping up his spiel and spreading it willingly.
If Team Jungle aren't being paid by K3rn3l (as they claim not to be) for their unrelenting fanatical support of the X360USB Pro, then that is sad, really sad, they are acting as his free marketing and technical support for, what, a free X360USB that costs him $10-$20 max to make. Maybe if they were getting paid for the admittedly constant support they provide they wouldn't have to beg for donations. K3rn3l is a millionaire remember, the only people getting duped seem to be the Team Jungle members and the support staff in their channel.