Well on a different note, Wilhelm, there is about a 95% chance that you are going to get to see pictures and possibly video of my friend and I completely destroying my xbox 360 with rifles and other weapons.
My dad and I, after Sunday's failure, decided that we were going to do things differently. We took it all apart, cleaned off the heat sinks and the dies, we heated the board according to probably every single tutorial known to man, reapplied arctic silver, removed the 2 washers on the bottom of the board, put the heat sinks back on, reassembled and re-tried. It took it all but, literally, 5 seconds to overheat.
Excuse this but these were my dad's exact words, "Something is fucked up."
We took it apart, did it again, and got the same result. I don't know what we could have possibly done differently other than take out the bottom washers. But he is going to get me a new one for my birthday which is on thursday so we are going to run train on this one unless you have any last ideas on how to save it.