To accomodate you being assholes, I'll re-type this in one post.
Problem: My chip will not let me flash it, and It will not let my box boot to the MS dash
Failed soloutions: Tried to flash via http and via disk, moved flash protect switch in both directions, tried with external switch and without external switch. Re-soldered the LPC and d0. Made sure I had everything plugged in correctly. Searched both on here and the the team xecuter forums, got nothing.
When I take the chip off of the pinheader it lets the box boot to the MS dash and functions properly.