Pssh, don't listen to the Holy Water trick. Everyone knows God hates Microsoft, and that it won't work. I have the real solution:
First, you're going to want to put on your winter tires on your car, they give extra traction. Then, take your 360, and some bungee cords. Strap said 360 to the front of your car (hopefully your car is a DeLorean, but I've heard it works on other brands with only minor difficulty changes). Make absolutely sure that the DVD drive is faced towards the drivers side of the car, with the "Xbox 360" logo right-side-up. Oh, and take off the HDD.
Set the clock on your car stereo to February 10th, (I say Feb to give extra time, just to be sure). Now, you're going to want to take the car up to exactly 88mph. You're probably going to want to do that in a state such as Montana, where highway patrolmen are somewhat lax on speeding. Hopefully, when you hit 88mph, you'll be transported back in time to before the 360 broke.
Now, secretly and carefully switch the broken 360 (henceforth: 360F, Future) with the working 360 (360P, Past). If done correctly, you'll return to your own time (now), and learn that the 360 broke and was replaced back when the warranty was still in effect. Unbeknownst to Microsoft, they're actually getting 360F, the broken 6-month-old console. Plus, you'll get the added bonus of being able to sell the 360P, that you KNOW will break 6 months down the road, here on the forums. Go on, play Nostradamus and predict when it'll break. Your friends will think it's cool, and you can make a little money on the side.
This post has been edited by hignaki: Sep 11 2006, 04:39 AM