For those of you too lazy to have read the countless pinned topics...
There IS in-fact a WIRED 360 controller.
Xbox 360 Wired Controller 
Based on the acclaimed design of the Xbox Controller S, the Xbox 360 Controller features an extended nine-foot cable and an improved ergonomic design. The centralized, glowing Xbox Guide Button grants gamers quick access to their digital movie, music, and games libraries. The ultimate in gamer flexibility, precision, control, quality, and comfort are all there.
New and improved ergonomic design enables maximum comfort and endless gameplay.
New left and right shoulder buttons are designed for ease of use.
Two analog pressure-point triggers, two vibration feedback motors, and one eight-way directional pad are included.
The controller includes a nine-foot break-away controller cable.
Experience an unprecedented level of Rumble Control. Set the Rumble Control to Full, Medium, Low, or Off to match personal preferences.
A port for the Xbox 360 Headset is included.