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[VampX]

QUOTE (CDESIGN404 @ Aug 4 2004, 02:22 PM)

how master obtained the .txt explaining all the changes?

You are not the brightest crayon in the box eh?

[deathx88]

QUOTE (Mr. Chips @ Aug 4 2004, 07:01 AM)

hey master...I just convinced xbins to ban your IP... sorry bud, tough luck guess you'll never see the new surreal

your....evil  

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You are not the brightest crayon in the box eh?

hes not the brightest banana in the bunch
the orangist popcile in the box
the biggest ball in the sack
the gayist man in san fransico
the biggest bark on the tree
the longest hair on the head
the straightest stick on the log
the oldist wave in the bathtub

[SNICK!]

QUOTE (Running_with_Scissors @ Aug 4 2004, 06:30 AM)

I am rapidly beginning to anticipate your death much more than this emulator, master.

 aren't we all  

[VampX]

QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 4 2004, 09:18 PM)

hes not the brightest banana in the bunch the orangist popcile in the box the biggest ball in the sack the gayist man in san fransico the biggest bark on the tree the longest hair on the head the straightest stick on the log the oldist wave in the bathtub

He just fell off the turnip truck
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
As fruity as a bag of Skittles™
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed.
Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.

[deathx88]

QUOTE (VampX @ Aug 4 2004, 07:36 PM)

He just fell off the turnip truck The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. As fruity as a bag of Skittles™ Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.

door is open but the closet is still locked
toilets flushed but the turds still there
chocolate melted in his mouth not his hand
screen saver is on, but his mouse is moving
markers dry but his pen is wet
one shoe on sock on his face
sucker is sticky on the stick

[VampX]

QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 4 2004, 09:43 PM)

door is open but the closet is still locked toilets flushed but the turds still there chocolate melted in his mouth not his hand screen saver is on, but his mouse is moving markers dry but his pen is wet one shoe on sock on his face sucker is sticky on the stick

All telephone, no receiver
If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change
Knitting with only one needle
The umbrella is up but there's no rain
A few colors short of a rainbow
A few noodles short of a chow mein
A few players short of a team
Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it
A few sheep short of a flock

[SNICK!]

QUOTE (deathx88 @ Aug 4 2004, 07:43 PM)

toilets flushed but the turds still there

        that one made me laugh

[drgreenchicken]

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All telephone, no receiver If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change Knitting with only one needle The umbrella is up but there's no rain A few colors short of a rainbow A few noodles short of a chow mein A few players short of a team Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it A few sheep short of a flock

one taco short of a combination plate

[freakdave]

   

[total_ass]

a couple of chairs have been kicked around in the attic.
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
a few atoms short of a molecule.
lights are on but no ones home

[SNICK!]

QUOTE (total_ass @ Aug 4 2004, 08:09 PM)

lights are on but no ones home

finally the most obvious was said

[total_ass]

QUOTE (SNICK! @ Aug 4 2004, 07:12 PM)

finally the most obvious was said

aaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

few pennies short of a pound
few cents short of a dollar.

[CGMneon]

[artynerd]

12 doughnuts shy of a dozen.

[CGMneon]

QUOTE (notserbamma @ Aug 4 2004, 04:21 PM)

Alright time to have this monster of a thread closed. Yall done hurt the little guy's feelings bigtime

Trust me, we're just another 24 hours away from someone asking a dumb question of a different sort.  (One that relates more directly to Surreal.)

"Will version 2 play Super Mario 64?"


For the reasons sited by Iriez and others earlier, this thread is going to be kept open because it has become the centralized hub for all things Surreal v2.  Every now and then, a wonderfully insightful question will be asked and then answered by Odd or Lantus.  For that reason--and that reason alone--this thread has over 350 posts.  All things considered, I think we've kept our individual dark sides to a minimum.