Topic: The Xbox 2 Will Probly Have............. (Read 168 times)

Nate the Jew · « **on:** February 12, 2005, 01:22:00 AM »

There have been many, many rumors about the new Xbox, but i have heard from a reliable source that the Xbox 2 will be fully equiped for combat, utilizing MS's patented Death Ray

Tecnology. So, what does this mean for Xbox modders? Well, for one thing, when the Xbox 2 dectects ANY foreign hardware WHATSOEVER, the xbox will commence a violent rampage, killing all sentient life within a 500 foot radius(

) and prompting all xboxes within that proximity to do the same, as well as deleting your Xbox Live account.

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Nate the Jew · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2005, 12:38:00 PM »

QUOTE(VegetaX @ Feb 12 2005, 12:22 AM)

Hmmmmm... That would kinda suck.

Yup.

chittnp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2005, 01:33:00 PM »

I was hoping for a "kill all humans" button. oh well

killerbootsman · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2005, 01:36:00 PM »

that was funny

xbox_maister · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2005, 02:47:00 PM »

holy f**K vere all going to die, lets seek shelter while we are still alive, its been nice to know ya guys, goodbye world...

lol

thats a good one...

bikehorn · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2005, 06:05:00 PM »

the MPAA would be proud

aqmlswnk · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2005, 11:51:00 PM »

Nate the Jew · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2005, 03:37:00 AM »

QUOTE(Ichijoe @ Feb 12 2005, 02:38 PM)

For the love of all Humanity I think you should contact Lester Haines <[email protected]> over @ The Register so he can update his RoTM (Rise of The Machines) Article. I know he'd be most intrested!!!

bikehorn · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2005, 11:08:00 AM »

QUOTE(Nate the Jew @ Feb 13 2005, 10:43 AM)

Really?

lordvader129 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2005, 12:49:00 AM »

hmm, if the xbox kills all humans in 500 foot radius, and activates all nearby xboxes to do the same it could wipe outmajor urban areas

think about, a dense population liek new york or LA, its easy to imagine theres at least one xbox on every block, so they would just keep activating outward until all xboxes in the city are in kill mode and they would wipe out the entire popualtion

unles of course you issued the deactivation code found in MS Plus! for Windows 2005

Nate the Jew · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2005, 05:08:00 PM »

QUOTE(lordvader129 @ Feb 15 2005, 10:55 PM)

hmm, if the xbox kills all humans in 500 foot radius, and activates all nearby xboxes to do the same it could wipe outmajor urban areas

think about, a dense population liek new york or LA, its easy to imagine theres at least one xbox on every block, so they would just keep activating outward until all xboxes in the city are in kill mode and they would wipe out the entire popualtion

well, thats kinda the point

Sac2K4 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2005, 10:51:00 PM »

Nate the Jew · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2005, 04:25:00 PM »

QUOTE(whet1134 @ Feb 17 2005, 07:25 AM)

Where does the line of reality and fantasy cross?

Sac2K4 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2005, 03:28:00 PM »

... or we have here what seems to be an xbox 2 destroying yet another neighborhood. it sems that there is yet another stupid kidthinkig he can mod this

Sacroligous

PS: Dont be suprised to see this on the news litleafter launch

Shadow1218 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2005, 07:54:00 PM »

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