Topic: Will The Xenon Wipe My Ass? (Read 150 times)

browndanielusn · « **on:** June 25, 2004, 11:42:00 AM »

if so, i'm sold

josh689 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2004, 11:53:00 AM »

please close this....

xFusioNx · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2004, 12:21:00 PM »

Why this is on topic, it's currently vaporware so it's very possible it could make it into retail hardware!

Imagine being able to deficate in your pants while playing KOTOR2 and having the systems attachment wipe your ass!

You'd be able to play straight through! No more bathroom breaks!

THEY'LL SELL LIKE HOT CAKES!

zot23 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2004, 01:40:00 PM »

mike-

The Xenon is so powerful it will emulate your entire bowel system. No more crapping, no more wiping, no more nothing. It will also eat, sleep, and screw for you. It's that friggin' good!

You think that is something? Wait until MS releases the T1000 Liquid Metal Xbox (Xbox 3). It emulates your entire existence for you and only asks that you provide your body heat for it's sustinence in return. Aw man, but that Halo 6 is gonna kick your ass though!!!

Infamous_One · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2004, 01:56:00 PM »

deathx88 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2004, 05:17:00 PM »

i hope the xbox can't wipe ass

i don't want some hard shell case coming up my bum

not unless the new xbox case is really soft so i wont have a rash afterwards

but would you really want to get crap all over it

i should quit typing, this is really disturbing

xFusioNx · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2004, 09:13:00 PM »

bboy_toronto · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2004, 09:23:00 PM »

LOL LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAA funniest thread ever and completely makes sense, oh man you guys shold be comedians, i've been laughing for 15 minutes non-stop

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