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[stern]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
get ready to Jive
I'll tell you how Microsoft banned me from Live

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the Xbox was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' on my bedroom floor
And all shootin some n00bs on call of duty 4
When a couple of guys
They were up to no good
Startin flashin Liteons in my neighborhood
I backed up one little game but then I got scared
but C4EVA say'says it's safe so I really don't care

Forza 3 was due and when it came near
I played the damn thing early because I'd waited all year
If anything I can say this game was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'I got stealth Firmware!'

I turned on my xbox about 8 or 9
And I hit the little button that said "connect to xbox live"
I looked at my screen
And I shouted abuse
"Banned for violation of the terms of use"

[Keezie]

lmao, epic song my friend

[silusbotwin]

LMAO!

[rocky5]

Priceless

[Keezie]

shut up asshole