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[desertboy]

Holy crap I didn't realise people had been posting in this thread

http://forums.xbox-s...opic=168159&hl=

I'll include those jokes as well

And the winners are in no particular order

Valius for the nun joke

GhostHavoc for the lottery joke

Morglum for anyone of his anti french rantings

Itzkid for his mexican jokes

I've only got 3 eeproms on my HD the other one is still in my brothers xbox.

The first 3 of you to respond get the eeprom straight away, the other one will have to wait until friday so I can rip it.

[desertboy]

QUOTE (xboxpeerx @ Feb 16 2004, 01:49 AM)

Okay guys he said make him laugh, not just copy a ton of jokes from websites.... any ways here's my attempt: Dont find the pic too amusing? ... think about when I went out to the bathroom to wash it off and my sister asked what the hell was on my ass

That's disturbing you can have the other eeprom I haven't ripped yet (Friday as well). Just don't do anything like that again.

[BulletMag]

How many male cheuvanists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
None.... fuck her, let her make dinner in the dark !!

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes ?
Nothing you've told her twice already.

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Guy walks into a bar dressed in a hospital gown and orders 3 jack daniels,
he knocks thes back and orders 3 more, again he knocks these back as quick as the first as he orders 3 more the barman looks at him puzzled to which the man says "i really shouldn't be drinking with what i have" "and what might that be" says the barman"
"15 pence" the man replys

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please dont be offended by these jokes take them for what they are merely words, i am neither a wife beater or a sexist.

[BuffaloTrace]

Even though I am sure this is done I wanted to add this joke anyway.


A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods......the bear turns to the rabbit and say "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabit replies, "Yeah sometimes"..............................So the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit.

[Morglum]

 And im responding to the thread so i gotta get it now  

[rs6 n2o]

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"