Motorola T720, no gay ass camera...
I use AT&T GSM, quite nice, except for the coverage area.
I use mine for talking, text messaging, and sync my calendar with Outlook.
Also unlike Verizon Wireless, this phone uses J2ME technology, So you can program your own stuff for it... I'm working on a tip calculator... i.e. 10% for crap service, 15% for good service, and 20% for excellent service. Just enter the total and the proggy does the rest.