I just got a new xbox because my old xbox was banned. it's my 5th bought xbox this week and they all dont work on xbox live. I think i have a new theory therefore of how we get banned from Live and i'll tell my reasoning in a sec... I think that MS has fingerprint detection technology on their controllers and here's why, it's the only way. I went out to buy a new xbox after mine was banned and it didn't work on live, i repeated that 5 times and they all dont work on live. But i figured out why: i payed cash all the times so that i couldn't get traced (or so i thought). But here's what MS did, they scanned my fingerprints when i was holding the controller when i got banned from live the first time. Then they kept that in their super-computer database. Later when i bought new xboxes the retailer scanned the bills for fingerprints and sent them telepathically to MS' database, they compared the fingerprints with the ones from the controller scanner and banned my new xbox before i even brought it home! That's the only thing that makes sense. That's cause then i asked a friend to pay for my 7th xbox with his own money and i'd pay him back afterwards. He gave the guy his cash and it worked!
See everybody? I'm a genius, i figured the whole thing out. Who needs opjose when u have xdrei???
That's what i thought