Topic: The Guy Game (Read 173 times)

gundamhr · « **on:** September 11, 2004, 08:13:00 PM »

Alright, so I'm reading a review on Halo2 at ign.com, and they've got an ad for this game, "the guy game" you can't help but notice cleavage and a nice bodies tons of em. So I go out and pick up the game, from Blockbuster anyways. Play it for a bit, and realize what a mistake it was. The dvd/vcr is for "porn" not the xbox. Anyways, i guess you can say graphics aren't bad, but of course this is XBox we're talking about. There are tons of videos with tons of things little 5 yr olds shouldn't be seeing. I guess you can say its a mix of Girls Gone Wild and You Don't Know Jack? Anyways, after playing it for about 30 mins, I realized it wasn't worth it, I'd rather go drool at pictures of Halo2 or some other game.

Audio-What would you expect from a game like this? Can't really give it a 10 and can't give it a 5 cuz I wasn't expecting stellar audio, so I would say 7.5?

Visual-Videos are videos, and Xbox graphics are ...well Xbox graphics, but this game seriously lacks graphics(not to mention its a multi-platformer). For what the gfx lack, the videos make up, but like stated previously, this is game. If ur in the mood for Jenna Jameson go to the XXX section in Blockbuster. Graphics are... not that great. The girls are definately 8s and 9s,but gfx... possibly 6.5

Gameplay-What can I say? DOAV is better, and Outlaw Volleyball might be too. Come to think of it, the title screens and stuff almost remind me of Outlaw Volleyball. The 30 mins I played for was randomness. One second I was jumping around and the other I was doing something else. Kinda like party games(Mario Party etc...) I'd say 7.
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Audio 7.5
Visual 6.5
Gameplay 7
Overall 6

All in all, if you've got time to waste, go for it. Otherwise, find a better game. If u absolutely have nothing to do, and ur gf is outta town, try it. I'm not a big fan of "adult" games, but this one is quite alright.

People who didn't like this game will probably also not like:
DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball
BMXXX
Outlaw Volleyball
Sexy Beach(only in Japan)

haha...try it, don't buy it <

mike96sc2 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2004, 11:40:00 AM »

It's hard not to have low expectations for this game. I used my gamepass to rent it for an hour, it reminded me of my porno games on my 3DO where it's pretty much push a button and yeah let it go. <

Helios · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2004, 06:40:00 PM »

Meh...

It sounds like one of those games for lonely people <

_SCaRfaCe · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2004, 01:36:00 AM »

i wouldnt mind having it around when me and the boys are smoking up

other than that.... its a frisby <

metalhead212 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2004, 10:47:00 AM »

i have to say that this game is horridly stupid. This game would MAYBE be fun with other people around but even that is questionable. The announcer/host is annoying as hell, all you see is quick flashes of flat chested women and the trivia questions suck. They are all easy as hell. It is a novel idea that just fell way way short. <

Jully · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2004, 07:23:00 PM »

it is absolutley stupid, since you have to be atleast 17 or 18 to rent it then why not just go and rent a porno vid. you will get more out of it. it is for little 12 year old boys who have nevers seen boobies befoire and trick their mom into renting it for them

_SCaRfaCe · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2004, 01:49:00 AM »

looop69 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 04, 2004, 07:58:00 AM »

I must say that this game sucks when your alone, but when your having a college party with lots of drunk and high coeds..it's a blast...especially when all the girls start wanting to prove that they know more than the dumbasses on the game...MUCH MORE FUN IN REAL LIFE!!!!!! <

ThaCrip · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2005, 02:04:00 PM »

all i gotta say is anyone who actually paid 50 dollars for this game i feel sorry for cause so called "games" like this aint really games... there just trying to use sex to sell the game... your better off getting a Po*no/pla*boy if u want to see nudity etc. etc. <

ghwanderer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2005, 07:43:00 PM »

seeing chicks act dumb and take off therir tops can only go so far. Naybe if the game changed but it's the same thing over and over again. <

XBL_SUCKS · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2005, 01:34:00 PM »

I mean when you have 17 year old girls topless in the game it spells out disaster. I was posted in a old OXM if you want proof I will scan the article <

leisenstein · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2005, 08:08:00 AM »

This game really sucks. Not fun at all.

I like T1ts as much(or more) than the next guy, but most of the girls here don't have anything to write home about and it takes too long to get to the good parts.

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