Topic: Host (Read 258 times)

br0w · « **Reply #15 on:** July 26, 2005, 10:48:00 AM »

cowbell your sig it HOT. not as hot as my elites tho. gotta step it up some.

(EDIT: oh yah, get fast internet like mine. that way when kids come up to you and try to steal your sniper, it logs off automatically, and then kids are like "WTF BR0W = GONE")

FoxRacR17 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2005, 11:45:00 AM »

Yeah, if you dont feel like chancing your flux capicator you can just get a really fast internet connection to cheat you big fat cheater. And thanks for the comment on my avatar. I feel the same about basso's avatar, that girls rack is soooooooooooo nice! I always find myself pausing for a mintue and just looking at his avatar whenever i see one of his posts. lol.

scabbsss jr · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2005, 04:36:00 PM »

To garrunte host you just need T3. Turst me, that will basically garruntee you host everytime so you can standbye or mod u fagget.

Have fun spending a shit load of money every month to just cheat at a game.

JBNinja99 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:28:00 PM »

Hockeyplaya31, which part of that post did you think was okay? Please do not spam these forums again with flooding a post.

sidewinder33 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:38:00 PM »

QUOTE

Hockeyplaya31, which part of that post did you think was okay? Please do not spam these forums again with flooding a post.

hahahaha a moderator burn so polite yet so painful.

I gotta say cowbell your previous one was better, I think i sh*t myself when I read foxracr's post. The part that really gets me is the flux cupacitor i keep burning mine out when i try the button combo. But in doing so i learned that when i stand on my roof naked @ midnight yelling cuss words, that i got an extra 10 sec's so its totally worth it.

Oh ya i heard if you have a bottle in your........ butt (

) you get a super power time of plus another 10 secs.

br0w · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:53:00 PM »

QUOTE(sidewinder33 @ Jul 27 2005, 02:49 AM)

But in doing so i learned that when i stand on my roof naked @ midnight yelling cuss words, that i got an extra 10 sec's so its totally worth it.

sidewinder33 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:04:00 PM »

br0w · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:10:00 PM »

QUOTE(sidewinder33 @ Jul 27 2005, 03:15 AM)

Br0w when are we gonna hit up live and kick some noobie ass? your never on, and with you hosting we can keep standbying like all the other noobs. but man that feeling is one you never forget.

basso4735 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2005, 11:34:00 PM »

QUOTE(d0wnlab @ Jul 26 2005, 09:34 AM)

I gotta say, basso4735, and FoxRacR17, I love it when you guys post. Your avatars are too hot.

FoxRacR17 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2005, 01:23:00 AM »

basso4735 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2005, 08:38:00 AM »

00g · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2005, 04:10:00 AM »

QUOTE(FoxRacR17 @ Jul 26 2005, 01:56 AM)

Sure i know how. First you have to wait untill saturn, mars, venus and the 4th moon in the milky way galaxy are all perfectly alligned with earth. Then once they are you only have one minute to stand in a kiddie pool, wearing a moo-moo, floaties around each arm, an "im with stupid" hat that has an arrow pointing down, and spin around 4 times on your left leg while holding your right leg with your left arm around your back while in your right hand you are choking a chicken and saying "cacapoopoopeepee shire" 5 times in a row. After successfully completing that you have to sit down with your back facing north by northeast with two controllers, one in each hand, and press at the exact same time: A, Y, Left Trigger, B, Up, Left Thumbstick down, Black, X, Right, the Right Trigger. Then once you have dont that is perfect order on both controllers you have to unplug the second controller and plug the dvd dongle in the same controller port within half a second of unplugging the controller. Once the dvd dongle is in you have to press the "select" button 15 times while pressing "A" on the controller 15 times. If you managed to complete all this within that one minute that all those planets are alligned you will get host........I swear it :rolleyes:
CHEATER!

I've been trying to do this, but I can't find the "select" button.

AnonymousChicken · « **Reply #27 on:** July 31, 2005, 04:05:00 PM »

I can post a tutorial on how to force host, you get host 100% of the time. Its funny how people say get a better connection, a 128Kbps upstream dsl user can get host over five Optimum Online users 100% of the time.

This post has been edited by AnonymousChicken: Jul 31 2005, 11:14 PM

paul_phil · « **Reply #28 on:** August 01, 2005, 03:20:00 AM »

QUOTE(AnonymousChicken @ Jul 31 2005, 10:40 PM)

a 128Kbps upstream dsl user can get host over five Optimum Online users 100% of the time.

But wouldn't that make the gameplay really laggy?

I used to have 128kbps upstream at one point and hosting more than 5-6 players on XLink would start to suck big time.

AnonymousChicken · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2005, 08:07:00 AM »

Yes it would be really laggy. I made this one guy with Bellsouth dsl host, his connection sucked because he could not even host 10 people. It was a game with 14 players & everybody had a solid red connection, of course we kept on winning because the host was not lagging. Thats just an example how even the slowest connection can get host every time. The real question is if Bungie will be able to fix it or not..

So yes it's true, there is a way to get host every time. I all ready made a tutorial but I am undecided when I want to release it, as you know by now a lot of people don't know how to do it yet.

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