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Hockeyplaya31

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« on: July 25, 2005, 11:19:00 PM »

Does anyone know how to get host everygame? Thanks
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 11:45:00 PM »

Sure i know how.  First you have to wait untill saturn, mars, venus and the 4th moon in the milky way galaxy are all perfectly alligned with earth.  Then once they are you only have one minute to stand in a kiddie pool, wearing a moo-moo, floaties around each arm, an "im with stupid" hat that has an arrow pointing down, and spin around 4 times on your left leg while holding your right leg with your left arm around your back while in your right hand you are choking a chicken and saying "cacapoopoopeepee shire" 5 times in a row.  After successfully completing that you have to sit down with your back facing north by northeast with two controllers, one in each hand, and press at the exact same time: A, Y, Left Trigger, B, Up, Left Thumbstick down, Black, X, Right, the Right Trigger.  Then once you have dont that is perfect order on both controllers you have to unplug the second controller and plug the dvd dongle in the same controller port within half a second of unplugging the controller.  Once the dvd dongle is in you have to press the "select" button 15 times while pressing "A" on the controller 15 times.  If you managed to complete all this within that one minute that all those planets are alligned you will get host........I swear it  rolleyes.gif






























































CHEATER!
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2005, 12:36:00 AM »

HAHA

Any more bright questions ...Hockeyplaya31?

Actually I think my cusin did this once, but he held his left leg with his right arm and fucked the whole procees up BIG TIMe! true story.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2005, 01:00:00 AM »

QUOTE(melongstrike @ Jul 26 2005, 08:11 AM)
Actually I think my cusin did this once, but he held his left leg with his right arm and fucked the whole procees up BIG TIMe! true story.
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Yeah, it is very important that you hold the right leg with the left arm otherwise this causes the flux capacitor inside of the xbox that determines who gets host to implode thus messing up the whole space/time continuim and creates a domino effect and explodes every xbox connect to LIVE at that time.   :rolleyes:















CHEATER!
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Hockeyplaya31

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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2005, 02:34:00 AM »

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This post has been edited by gcskate27: Jul 31 2005, 11:36 PM
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 03:47:00 AM »

Somebody ban this noob please rolleyes.gif
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Hockeyplaya31

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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2005, 07:14:00 AM »

ya how  about you keep your little nosey ass out of my stuff. if you dont want to help me....how about you dont post your stupid comments you no lifed loser.







and how about you go screw paul you fag. :D  :P  :P  :P  :P  :lol:  :lol:














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I Want More CowBell

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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2005, 06:40:00 AM »

QUOTE(Hockeyplaya31 @ Jul 26 2005, 08:49 AM)
ya how  about you keep your little nosey ass out of my stuff. if you dont want to help me....

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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2005, 06:49:00 AM »

LMAO

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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2005, 07:30:00 AM »

get a really good internet connection. simple.
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I Want More CowBell

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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2005, 07:32:00 AM »

QUOTE(basso4735 @ Jul 26 2005, 09:05 AM)
get a really good internet connection. simple.
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what do you say basso about a 56k?? :rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2005, 06:58:00 AM »

id say you're almost there cowbell.  rolleyes.gif
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2005, 07:59:00 AM »

I gotta say, basso4735, and FoxRacR17, I love it when you guys post.  Your avatars are too hot.
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I Want More CowBell

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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2005, 08:10:00 AM »

QUOTE(d0wnlab @ Jul 26 2005, 09:34 AM)
I gotta say, basso4735, and FoxRacR17, I love it when you guys post.  Your avatars are too hot.
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WHAT mine isn't hot too!!!!

PS: everyone like my new sig
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d0wnlab

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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2005, 08:31:00 AM »

very nice new one cowbell.. it conjures up images of MC chilling with the homies.
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