Topic: Stupidest Question That A Newbie Ever Asked You (Read 353 times)

basso4735 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2005, 07:08:00 PM »

QUOTE(br0w @ Jun 26 2005, 04:46 PM)

i remember i was playing MLG FFA and some kid, had to be around 7 years old, says

"anybody up for some slayer?"

it wasnt the question itself, it was how he said, his voice was so high.

i think basso was there, or it could have been bob.

OMFG. We laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Yet, it doesnt seem funny anymore, but it sure as hell was that night.

yaazz · « **Reply #31 on:** July 01, 2005, 09:10:00 AM »

On the first or second day of release, me and my freinds stumbled accross a fun little mode we like to call "team training". Now this was before all the huge levels did the same thing and runied it for everyone by playing noobs in there to keep their rank from going from 32 to 31 (

that would suck!!!). This was when the noobs still ran the place.

I went into a matchmaking game that brought us to CTF on Blood Gulch (or coogulation, whatever) and this guy jumped into the warthog and I told him to drive. He started going forward and we got out into the middle a lil piece, where he turned around and went back. I said "hey where are you going head towards the other base!" and all the sudden I hear a "HUH?

" out of my microphone and the guy yells "what the hell??? THERES TWO BASES IN THIS LEVELLL?" and he just sits in the warthog for like 30 seconds, then eventually quit out. I guess the thought of two bases was too much for him!

gcskate27 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 01, 2005, 12:12:00 PM »

its great hearing them say 'ohh this teams all 5's' or something to that effect, and then beating them by 20+ kills or 3 flags/bombs...

adfinder23 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 02, 2005, 12:29:00 AM »

Guy: Why is your penis bigger than mine?

Me: Because it's erect.

Zdemon29958 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 02, 2005, 05:44:00 PM »

QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Jul 2 2005, 04:34 PM)

Guy: Why is your penis bigger than mine?

Me: Because it's erect.

Riiiiight.

gcskate27 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 02, 2005, 07:48:00 PM »

no seriously... his next line was 'because i enjoy playing with young boys...'*

*at halo you sickos..

Imperion · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2005, 11:50:00 AM »

Newb questions... that's what training is for. Sometimes it's just great fun to go into a team training game alone or with a friend and just be idiots. I personally love grabbing the bomb on neutral bomb and running back to my base, then say "Why isn't the bomb arming?" that and look around frantically for the flag in slayer. Good times

nick dude · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2005, 04:01:00 PM »

"I keep pressing X but i just keep going up!"

His gamertag was SOCOMfreeeeeak

This post has been edited by nick dude: Jul 5 2005, 11:02 PM

raceboy404 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2005, 05:39:00 PM »

Whats A?
then we all say the green button
the kid goes

"oh the the 1 with the B on it?"

so it goes on for 5 min and i closed the party and he finally got the B, down, A

and booted himself.

i had not lafed so hard in so long

and he was likea lvl 17 is what made it so damn funny

nick dude · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2005, 04:13:00 PM »

QUOTE

melongstrike said: Whats BR?

mcbraders · « **Reply #40 on:** July 10, 2005, 07:55:00 AM »

muahahaha we got a buncha psychos eya boys

I Want More CowBell · « **Reply #41 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:07:00 PM »

Me: Guy behind you hit him!
Him: Where
Me: Behind you Hit him he is weak!
Him: With What!

<_<

owning you · « **Reply #42 on:** July 12, 2005, 05:52:00 PM »

my cousin: what button fires?

me: right trigger

so he sits there thinking about this

my cousin: now what button fires?

Then my cousin somehow manages to pick up a sniper and asks how he zooms in

me click right thumbstick

so he sits there for a while clicking the right trigger

thats where i gave up

daytripper903 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2005, 01:26:00 AM »

my personal favorite is when i start, if its a team slayer i always like to be "Come on guys lets grab the flag" or "Who's got the bomb, plant the BOMB!!"...they get pissed and yell at me and i just laugh

Teh Secks · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2005, 06:43:00 PM »

QUOTE(BobBrkersMyHero @ May 3 2005, 11:40 AM)

lol i never thought about that!! thats hilarious
agreed....zombie's blows the big one and only the little kids like to play it

That's why, whenever I play it, I'll guardian kill my own guys.

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