Xbox-Scene is closing accounts!
Ok everyone, this is serious. The X-S server is way overloaded, and the only way it can continue is if it deletes inactive accounts. The only way they can determine who is really inactive is by PMing the admins and telling them the following line
"Do not disable the account of <insert your name here>"
Also, forward this by PM to everyone you know, so that they don't get their accounts deleted too. X-S will be rewarding money to everyone who msgs at least 1000 people to reward them for saving the member base.
After sending the forwards, press ALT-F4 to make sure the messages went through. Then turn off your machine and placed magnets over as many parts of it as you can. The motherboard should be especially covered. If you did all the following correctly, your machine won't boot up next time you power up. GOOD LUCK!!!111!!one1!!1
This bullshit also applies to Hotmail/AOL/MSN/whatver.