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Ripasser

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Penguin's Car Breaks Down
« on: December 31, 2004, 01:17:00 PM »

So a penguin is driving along and his car breaks down. He takes it to the mechanic and he says it will take him about an hour to fix it. So the penguin decides to go to the nearby 7-11 to get some icecream. Since penguins dont have long arms, he got icecream all over his face. An hour later he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal", the penguin says, "Nope, I just ate some icecream"
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2004, 01:24:00 PM »

Either that joked sucked balls or I didn't get it. I'm leaning towards sucked.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2004, 01:36:00 PM »

Blew a seal? Cum or whatever, its kinda a mixture of crappy/sucky

Heres a good one (not directed at anyone)

Yo mama so thin she can hula hoop a cheerio.

And that my friends is good comedy.

-BxN

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Fuzzy

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2004, 03:25:00 PM »

QUOTE(big_xbox_n00bie @ Dec 31 2004, 04:00 PM)
Blew a seal? Cum or whatever, its kinda a mixture of crappy/sucky
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Yea, I know, but jokes usually have a strange and humorous punch line, something you would not normally think of. When the other guy replies "what did you blow a seal" it is implied that he is kidding so you would expect the penguin to have a witty retort, but instead he simply tells the truth. That is poor comedy right there.
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2004, 04:40:00 PM »

@fuzzy its because the 'blew a seal' statement has two meanings... as in his car blew a seal (as in a joining of something in the car) or the penquin gave a seal (the animal) head...

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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2004, 05:46:00 PM »

QUOTE(gcskate27 @ Dec 31 2004, 07:04 PM)
@fuzzy its because the 'blew a seal' statement has two meanings... as in his car blew a seal (as in a joining of something in the car) or the penquin gave a seal (the animal) head...
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Thats why the mechanic didnt say he blew a head gasket.  I'll tell that my lame joke to the mechanics at work.
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Fuzzy

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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2004, 11:01:00 PM »

Oh ok. In that case it's a little better. I don't know cars.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2004, 11:06:00 PM »

this is a video on ebaumsworld.. much funnier when a monkey tells it dry.gif

I got a good one about a blonde and 2 horses, wanna hear? rolleyes.gif

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Ripasser

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2005, 02:12:00 PM »

go for it... and yes the monkey telling it IS funnier.

Bar Monkey Joke
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2005, 10:29:00 AM »

Ice cream is better than seal blowjobs anyways
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Ripasser

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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2005, 08:56:00 PM »

Im sure you would know
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2005, 12:27:00 PM »

i wish i wouldve read this yesterday. i had to bring my car in for a oil change.
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fLiPsKiLLz

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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2005, 06:45:00 PM »

blew a seal  rotfl.gif

you have to at least undestand cars a bit to get it.

VALVE SEAL, SEAL (ANIMAL)
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