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coltblue18

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« on: December 03, 2004, 08:57:00 PM »

and the fourth one ducks!   :lol:   <
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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2004, 09:01:00 PM »

I Don't Get It.   <
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EmperorPsiblade

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2004, 08:05:00 PM »

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i've heard this one though... the nuns WALK INTO a BAR...  wink.gif

if you haven't heard this one then you must not get out much  tongue.gif
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lebriznon

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2004, 10:04:00 PM »

i get it, but its not funny.  "bar" refers to something like a metal rod that these 3 nuns smack their face on from running into it.  
the (crappy) variation i heard was:
"a guy ran into a bar. ouch."  <
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Zero

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2004, 10:14:00 PM »

2 muffins were sitting in an oven when the first turns to the other and says "Damn it sure is getting hot in here" when suddenly the other one screams "oh shit a talking muffin!"

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gcskate27

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2004, 01:53:00 AM »

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A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says....
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alikaz

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »

well???? dun leave us hanging  <
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blueshogun96

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2004, 10:12:00 AM »

QUOTE (Zero @ Dec 5 2004, 06:06 AM)
2 muffins were sitting in an oven when the first turns to the other and says "Damn it sure is getting hot in here" when suddenly the other one screams "oh shit a talking muffin!"

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You never cease to amaze me

Two fags walk into a biker club...  uh oh!
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yaazz

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So Three Nuns Walk Into A Bar...
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2004, 04:22:00 PM »

so a baby seal walks into a club

Three bears are sitting in a bathtub, the first bear says to the third bear, pass the typewriter!

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