Topic: Did You Know (Read 508 times)

JFSX · « **on:** September 30, 2003, 01:45:00 PM »

Did you know that cat urine will glow from a blacklight. And that if hooked up to a e.k.g jello will tell the signs of a healthy adult human. And bill gates has a lot of money,but its not in his billfold.

if sombody gets hit enough they start turning funny colors.

the end.

p.s aint this one hell of a joke ha ha funny funny.

lookformeb · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2003, 02:24:00 PM »

prove it...

DermicSavage · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2003, 04:29:00 PM »

QUOTE (JFSX @ Sep 30 2003, 02:45 PM)

if sombody gets hit enough they start turning funny colors.

black n' blue anyone?

JFSX · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:22:00 PM »

well i cant really prove the cat thing cause i dont have a cat nore a blacklight and i read it from a book. But yes black and blue were not the colors I was looking for, They are actually black,blue,purple and red. Congrats you win nothing! nexzt question. How many flys does it take to get to the moon?

chief · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:30:00 PM »

(IMG:http://members.lycos.co.uk/drewt/images/2633.jpg)

JFSX · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:30:00 PM »

by flys i mean flies as in how long does it take a fly to explode in a 1300 watt microwave?

JFSX · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:31:00 PM »

sorry no

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2003, 05:54:00 PM »

Yes but a orange has no stripes.

gcskate27 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2003, 08:28:00 PM »

your oranges have NO stripes!?!?!??!?!!

JFSX · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2003, 12:04:00 PM »

what do oranges and stripes have to do with this?

but how long does it take a fly to explode in the microwave?

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2003, 01:30:00 PM »

QUOTE

but how long does it take a fly to explode in the microwave?

Well that would depend on the species of fly, size and weight of fly, the wattage of the microwave, the microwave power setting, the volume of the cooking are, and the position of the fly.
Most likely your avrage house fly would expire in 3 to 5 seconds and rupture in about 30 to 65 seconds. But thats just a guess.

Bowling for tomatoes can not clean the toaster.

gcskate27 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2003, 08:37:00 PM »

but bowling WITH tomatoes....

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #12 on:** October 01, 2003, 11:09:00 PM »

^^ EXACTLY!!
user posted image

JFSX · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2003, 04:35:00 PM »

tomatoes

thats a good photoshop pic or however it got made but how long would it take an yellow south american bullfrog to be grind up into about 1 inch square pieces in a blender. oh and bruce lee was so fast in one of his movies they had to slow the movie so people could see his moves, what this has to do with comedy i do not know, nor bullfrogs in blender but the thought is humerous.

XeroKitsune · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2003, 05:34:00 PM »

A bit old, it takes arround a second according to joe cartoon. Frog Blender demo

A fake screwdrive can not expand the pasta.

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