)
Forrest says:
just talk to him
Forrest says:
he'll tell u the truth
Forrest says:
like i told u
morton says:
look
morton says:
i dont want another one of your friends to lie to me ok?
Forrest says:
omg
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Forrest says:
oh i get it ur playing a joke on me cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
omggg
morton says:
look
Forrest says:
u got issues
morton says:
i dunno what your problem is but i really wish yuo would stop this bs story
Forrest says:
u've got the wrong person
morton says:
cmon
morton says:
you said that it would be ok between us even tho i slept with you
morton says:
and now ur all lying and shit
morton says:
and its really pissing me off
Forrest says:
ur really pissing me off cuz i dont know who u r
morton says:
how can you not remember me
morton says:
i was in YOUR bed last night
Forrest says:
cuz im not who u think i am
Forrest says:
im forrest kraus
morton says:
what are you gonna go on some story how "im not who you think i am" like ur a secret agent or something?
Forrest says:
I DIDNT SLEEP WITH U OK
Forrest says:
U GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS
morton says:
then how did i get this address
Forrest says:
i dont know
morton says:
if your embarrased because ur younger than you said you were, thats ok
morton says:
alright?
morton says:
what happened, happened
Forrest says:
what?
??
morton says:
8th graders arent that stupid okk
Forrest says:
im serious u got the wrong addy
morton says:
noooo i didnt
Forrest says:
how do u know lyndsey
morton says:
soccer camp
Forrest says:
i was there too
morton says:
last summer?
morton says:
nc state?
morton says:
all girls camp?
morton says:
i dont think so
morton says:
thats a big lie
morton says:
you werent there
Forrest says:
nvm
morton says:
yeah and how can you say you arent lying?
Forrest says:
i thought u were talkin about some camp that i went to this year
morton says:
what is lyndsey your girlfriend or something
Forrest says:
no
Forrest says:
she's in eight grade too
morton says:
yea i know
Forrest says:
so am i
morton says:
no youre not
Forrest says:
yea i am
morton says:
although i dont know what grade you are in because apparently you lie alot
Forrest says:
no i dont
Forrest says:
im not lying
morton says:
yea you are
morton says:
you were lying about the soccer camp, why wouldnt you lie about me?
Forrest says:
im not lyin
morton says:
noy lying about which part of the story?
morton says:
not*
Forrest says:
the whole thing
morton says:
ah but youre lying
morton says:
weve clarified that you lied about the soccer thing
morton says:
do you wanna play 20 questions or something?? i know you
Forrest says:
what is that
morton says:
you ask a question and i anwser and then i ask and you anwser
morton says:
look
morton says:
ill get my friend from the club to talk to yuo ok?
Forrest says:
ok
morton says:
i called her and she is gettin online
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont have her addy
morton says:
i know im adding her to the convo
morton says:
her name is laurie ok?
Laurie has been added to the conversation.
morton says:
hey
Laurie says:
hey
Forrest says:
wtf is ur friend talkin about
Laurie says:
im morton's friend from the club, she told me all about you
Forrest says:
i dont know her
morton says:
yes you do..
Forrest says:
no idont
morton says:
laurie was the girl that i told her where i was going before we left
Laurie says:
the really cute louie baton dress
Laurie says:
you said it was sexy
Forrest says:
look laurie my name is robert forrest kraus and i dont know u or ur friend
morton says:
maybe u dunno me
Forrest says:
im in eight grade
morton says:
but
morton says:
yuo slept with e
morton says:
me
Forrest says:
no i didnt im in eight grade and i dont drive
morton says:
maybe ur in 8th grade and maybe you dont have your license, but you were driving last night
morton says:
ok?
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
remember you swerved and almost hit that car on the way to your house
Forrest says:
i dont have a car
morton says:
yea a red mustang gt
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
YES YOU DO
morton says:
laurie saw it
Laurie says:
yea babe it was hott
morton says:
c
Forrest says:
i dont have a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laurie says:
remember, you got a look up my dress for a look in your car
morton says:
yeah you do
Forrest says:
no i dont
morton says:
then whos car was that?
Laurie says:
DADDY'S
Laurie says:
nope
Forrest says:
my dad has a van and a truck
Laurie says:
he lies like a kindergardener
morton says:
must have been a rental or somethin
Forrest says:
yall got the wrong person
morton says:
you want me to get one of your friends to talk to you?
Forrest says:
yea go ahead
Forrest says:
i dont know them either
morton says:
yeah you do
morton says:
steven
morton says:
he was like
morton says:
ur best buddy
Forrest says:
get him on u'll see
morton says:
remember he kept tryin to hit on laurie
Forrest says:
im not lying
Forrest says:
no i dont remember cuz i wasnt there
morton says:
yeah you were
morton says:
maybe you dont remember, i dunno what you were on but...you were there
Forrest says:
w/e
morton says:
yeah
Forrest says:
get steven or w/e his name was
morton says:
i called that guy steven and he said hes tryin to get on
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
but i dont know his addy
morton says:
i know im gonna add him in this convo...just like last time...
Forrest says:
ok
Forrest says:
look laurie i live in morehead city, nc
morton says:
can you belive he is lying about that? i mean MY DADS NAME
Laurie says:
thats such a bad lie
Forrest says:
its really a city
Forrest says:
look on a map
Laurie says:
to think, somebody has a nice car, but a really sucky attitude
Forrest says:
i wish i had a car
Laurie says:
oh i see, you save up money to rent nice cars to pick up willing girls to sleep with you, then pretned you dont know them when they coul dbe having your child
Forrest says:
look im a virgin
Forrest says:
i never had sex
Forrest says:
im in eight grade!!!!!
morton says:
so
Laurie says:
dang my first time was in 5th grade
Forrest says:
what a fuckin slut
Forrest says:
damn
Forrest says:
r u a slut
Laurie says:
I WAS IN LOVE BITCH
Laurie says:
my boyfriend died and i loved him
morton says:
i guess people in "morehead city" are a little conservative?
Laurie says:
i still dooo
Forrest says:
how did he die
Laurie says:
car wreck
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
drinking and driving...orhe wasnt driving...his older brother was
Forrest says:
oh
Forrest says:
sry about that'
Laurie says:
yea we prolly would have still been together and gotten married
Forrest says:
i guess u would have
morton says:
yea you should know people before you call them sluts
Forrest says:
i guess i should
morton says:
yeahh
morton says:
or just wait till they have a one night stand with you
morton says:
like you did with me
morton says:
ur the slut here
morton says:
Forrest says:
i dont know u
Forrest says:
im sry but u have the wrong person
morton says:
no
morton says:
im sorry i called you a slut, i sholdnt have but i mean
morton says:
i dont have the wrong person ok?
morton says:
im gettin ur friend here in just a sec
Forrest says:
ok
Laurie says:
my hunny
morton says:
wheres he
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
god
morton says:
his sister was typing a paper or something but i mean
morton says:
he said shed get off soon
Laurie says:
yea
Laurie says:
steven's my BABY
Forrest says:
thats nice
morton says:
yea yuo kinda know laurie
Laurie says:
so if yall have a boy whats gonna be the name
morton says:
she was at the party last weekend
morton says:
stevens
morton says:
o was thinking kaden
morton says:
after my middle name
morton says:
what do yuo think rylee?
Laurie says:
do you like that rylee?
Laurie says:
or forrest or whatever your name is
Forrest says:
my name isnt rylee
morton says:
yeah it is
morton says:
ok
Forrest says:
no its not
morton says:
so maybe it isnt
morton says:
but ur the guy i spent last night with
morton says:
whether you were lying abotu your name or not
morton says:
god wheres steven
Forrest says:
i dk
Laurie says:
ha american pie
Laurie says:
SAY MY NAME BITCH
Forrest says:
oh yea that part
Laurie says:
thats halarious
Forrest says:
those movies rock
Laurie says:
is morton like that in bed?
Forrest says:
i have all of them
Forrest says:
i dk
morton says:
he cant remember
Laurie says:
ive always imagined her like that
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
she's really into the band camp stuff so i mean..shed be good as that girl
Forrest says:
prolly
Forrest says:
i like the part in the second american pie
Laurie says:
which one?
morton says:
hello "forrest"
Forrest says:
where stifler says i have an 11inch penis...........around
Laurie says:
haha
Laurie says:
stifler's freakin awesome
morton says:
you guys get along quiet nicely
Forrest says:
me and him have something in common
Laurie says:
yea morton told me
Laurie says:
said it was pretty rough sex
Laurie says:
(but still good) so no put downs
morton says:
he says it was his first time
Laurie says:
damn boy
morton says:
im not sure tho i mean
Laurie says:
i gotta give you some props
morton says:
yea
morton says:
shes seen the video
Forrest says:
whoa
Forrest says:
i got skill
Laurie says:
brings an all new meaning to the adjective animalistic
Forrest says:
i dont know all these high school words
morton says:
like what
Forrest says:
animal w/e
Laurie says:
oh yea you havent taken sex-ed yet haveyou?
morton says:
like an animal
Forrest says:
nope
Forrest says:
oh
Laurie says:
god morton he prolly has herpees and doesnt even know
morton says:
ohh
morton says:
i didnt think about that
Forrest says:
what is that
Laurie says:
youll learn
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
earlier you said you were a virgin
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
so now youre changing the story?
Laurie says:
not even oral?you deprived boy
morton says:
yea i mean
morton says:
that started in like
morton says:
3rd grade
morton says:
for us up here in vandalia
Laurie says:
i dont know how you live
Laurie says:
you gotta have some girls thatll do that in "morehead city"
Forrest says:
do what
morton says:
yea i thought lyndsey was like that
Forrest says:
ur joking right
Forrest says:
i am just a virgin
morton says:
Forrest says:
i havent ever done it except once
morton says:
morton says:
whod you do it with
Laurie says:
oh the girl from nc sate soccer camp
Forrest says:
so i was lying then
morton says:
yea
Laurie says:
good i tought you were gonna say that lyndsey girl
morton says:
shes like
morton says:
12 or somthin
Forrest says:
i have never done it with her
Forrest says:
or anybody
morton says:
but you said you did
morton says:
and you did with me
morton says:
i have the video ok
Forrest says:
not with u or anyone
morton says:
if you were gonna deny it, why did we make the video?
Laurie says:
lyndsey probably likes you
Forrest says:
she's got a bf
morton says:
you dunno lyndsey, laurie
Laurie says:
wellllllll
morton says:
o nvm you were talkin to her on msn that day werent you
Laurie says:
you told me bout her
Laurie says:
yeaaaa
Laurie says:
when you were in tha shower
Forrest says:
who r u talkin to
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
you
morton says:
her and steven came to the house when we were in the shower
morton says:
like
morton says:
6 or 7 this morning i thnk
Forrest says:
u and rylee were in the shower together
morton says:
me and you
Laurie says:
remember
Laurie says:
morton said it was HOTT AND STEAMY
Forrest says:
u dont even know what i look like
morton says:
yeah i do
Forrest says:
i bet u dont
Laurie says:
she knows what every part of you look like
Forrest says:
i have glassed
Forrest says:
*glasses
morton says:
yeah but you dont like wearing them
Forrest says:
i bet rylee doesnt
morton says:
they were on the nightstand
Forrest says:
he wears glasses
morton says:
he is supposed to
morton says:
but
morton says:
you dont like wearing them
morton says:
and i saw them on the nightstand and asked
morton says:
thats how i know
morton says:
brb
Forrest says:
im tellin yall u've got the wrong person
morton says:
somebody is ringing the door
morton says:
must be a customer
Forrest says:
a customer
Forrest says:
??/
Forrest says:
at ur house
Laurie says:
yeaaaaaaaa
Laurie says:
guys and girls pay her good money for her services
morton says:
i told him i was a little tired from last night
morton says:
so
morton says:
im callin him later
Laurie says:
you got lucky and got it for free
morton says:
thats what we should call him
morton says:
lucky
morton says:
since he says hes not rylee
morton says:
god this guy is like
morton says:
looking thru the windows
morton says:
ill brb im gonna make him leave
Laurie says:
k
Forrest says:
w/e
Forrest says:
how did she get my addy
Forrest says:
she doesnt even know me
morton says:
man
morton says:
thats guys dad works for the police
Forrest says:
so
morton says:
and he said that he wanted it now or he would call the police
Laurie says:
if i had that authority id say
Laurie says:
i get some or you get some jail time
morton says:
so i did some quick thinking and told him tommorow, free
Forrest says:
ur a slut
Forrest says:
or a whore
morton says:
if im a slut, ur a slut
Forrest says:
no im not
Laurie says:
or just making a living by doing somehting she loves
morton says:
ur the one sleeping with whores and sluts
Forrest says:
u sleep with chicks and dudes
Laurie says:
that makes her feel so alive
morton says:
u got something wrong with my sexuality?
Laurie says:
i dont
Forrest says:
wtf
Forrest says:
ur a bisexual
Forrest says:
holy fuck
morton says:
your just jealous that you cant get it from chicks AND dudes
Laurie says:
who isnt?
Forrest says:
me
morton says:
yuo
morton says:
then again
morton says:
the way you and chuck were dancing...i dunno
Forrest says:
wtf
Laurie says:
lol
Laurie says:
they weregrindin baby
Forrest says:
i aint no fuckin bi
Forrest says:
do ppl pay u to do it with them
morton says:
good money good money
Forrest says:
them how can u have a relationship with someone
Laurie says:
they respect a working woman
morton says:
because ur fine with it lucky
Forrest says:
i am
morton says:
yea
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
sometimes you work with me
Forrest says:
stf
morton says:
hey it pays good
Forrest says:
*wtf
Laurie says:
me and steven dont pay
Laurie says:
we make videos and sell them
Forrest says:
is ur like whole town like bi's or something
morton says:
not the whole town
morton says:
i mean
Laurie says:
we live in a bi colt
Laurie says:
ha jk
morton says:
the priest isnt
Forrest says:
ur a fuckin bi
Laurie says:
he's just plain old gay
Forrest says:
that isnt cool
Laurie says:
IM NOT A BI
Forrest says:
she is
Laurie says:
unless steven switches sexes every other night
morton says:
i duno i mean
morton says:
im kinda exploring my sexuality
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
and its paying good so
morton says:
it works for me
Forrest says:
so ur a whore
morton says:
you could ay that
morton says:
say
Laurie says:
NO
Laurie says:
i sleep with steven about twice a day...but i love him so i mean...
morton says:
laurie
morton says:
he is conservative
morton says:
clam yourself
Forrest says:
twice a day
morton says:
he thinks its gross to fuck once a year
Forrest says:
fuck u
morton says:
ill fuck u
morton says:
$200
morton says:
since ur bein such a jackass
Laurie says:
i bet you wish you could get some twice a day
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
u say fuck alot
Forrest says:
i knwo
morton says:
thats weird
Forrest says:
fuck face
morton says:
fuck face
morton says:
you mean like oral
Forrest says:
what?
??
Laurie says:
ahha
Laurie says:
fun
Laurie says:
never tried that one
morton says:
you should
Forrest says:
what one
Forrest says:
morton says:
laurie, explain
Laurie says:
he prolly doesnt even know what giving somebody head is....ha....
Laurie says:
do you?
Forrest says:
no?
Laurie says:
you dont know what that is
morton says:
so sheltered
Forrest says:
no
morton says:
so sad
Laurie says:
HOLY CRAP CONSERVATIVE
Laurie says:
GOSHHHH
Forrest says:
just tell me what it is
morton says:
why do you wanna no
morton says:
so you can practice on ur dog?
Laurie says:
ill show you....like a demonstration
Forrest says:
what is a head
morton says:
head
morton says:
thats what you see out of
morton says:
and hear out of
morton says:
unless its stuck up ur ass
morton says:
like urts
morton says:
uers
morton says:
urs
Forrest says:
no she said something about giving someone a head
Laurie says:
youll know when you date girls from other towns
morton says:
yup
Forrest says:
what is it
Forrest says:
tell me
morton says:
god
morton says:
we did that last night
morton says:
hello?
Forrest says:
but what is it
Laurie says:
its on tha video
Laurie says:
tell him morton
morton says:
lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
think back to last night
Forrest says:
i cant i wasnt there
morton says:
well
morton says:
maybe u werent there mentally
morton says:
but i mean
Laurie says:
so youve neverlike made out with a girl or anything?
morton says:
go look in the dirty clothes
Laurie says:
you should remember physically..if you know what i mean
Forrest says:
i cant look in any dirty clothes cuz i didnt have sex with u
Forrest says:
so just tell me what it is
Laurie says:
do you know what anything is?
Forrest says:
just tell what it is
Laurie says:
noo you have to tell me what you know first
morton says:
how old are you claiming to be again?
Forrest says:
13
Laurie says:
GOD
Laurie says:
i knew this crap in 3rd grade
Forrest says:
just tell me
morton says:
yea by 7th grade i had a little business started
morton says:
remember that kid that lived next door, laurie? in 8th grade...then he moved
morton says:
but remember him, i think his name was thomas or something
morton says:
you spent the night that time and we went over there
morton says:
hey lucky
Forrest says:
what
morton says:
whatre you doing
Forrest says:
y
morton says:
fine
morton says:
be all secretive
Forrest says:
y did u ask
morton says:
because i wanted to know
Forrest says:
im talkin to u ppl
morton says:
ur prolly mastubating to this convo or something
Forrest says:
fuck no
morton says:
there goes the fucks again
morton says:
whats with the fucks
Forrest says:
did this rylee kid tell u his phone #
morton says:
i dont understna
morton says:
look
morton says:
i gotta go get read for tonight ok?
morton says:
ill talk to you later babe
morton says:
heck maybe ill see you there
Forrest says:
waht
Forrest says:
wait
Forrest says:
y do u call me babe and ur making fun of me
Laurie says:
habit
morton says:
im makin fun of the person ur pretending to be
morton says:
bye
Forrest says:
w/e
morton has left the conversation.
