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[kdawg325]

This is some crazy stuff

[wireless g]

[.fortune]

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Kooger: hey
(K)Rebecca(K): hey
Kooger: im hot
(K)Rebecca(K): you got a webcam?
Kooger: no, but i can describe my hot sexy body for you
Kooger: hello?
Kooger: you there???
(K)Rebecca(K): srry back
Kooger: you didnt say brb!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): lol
Kooger: wtf thats not funny you little c**t!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): sry sry geeze...
Kooger: sorry i need to "releive some stress"
(K)Rebecca(K): huh?
Kooger: lets cyber!
(K)Rebecca(K): uhhh
Kooger: im hot, i got a 10 inch dick
Kooger: its hard and all
Kooger: you there???
(K)Rebecca(K) yea im just surprised
Kooger: so are you going to suck my e-cock? i like young ladies... so fresh with the tight... you know what
(K)Rebecca(K) wtf no you perv
Kooger: sry sry
Kooger: not really, cmon im all horny
(K)Rebecca(K) maybe later...
Kooger: i have a hairy pubic region, 'bout you?
Kooger: its like a jungle...
Kooger: i lost a condom in there once
(K)Rebecca(K) could we talk about something other than sex??
Kooger: you dont like my man hair?
(K)Rebecca(K)...no stop talking to me!
Kooger: sorry sorry
(K)Rebecca(K): ok... i will cyber now
Kooger: ok one sec... gotta get my jerk off lube...
(K)Rebecca(K): ooooook......
Kooger: there all set. LETS E-f**k!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): i slide my hands down your pants.
(K)Rebecca(K): hello?
(K)Rebecca(K): you there???
Kooger: i burst my pants.
(K)Rebecca(K): wtf you sicko!
Kooger: your the one who wanted to cyber.
(K)Rebecca(K): you asked first.
Kooger: lets f**k
Kooger: where do you live?
(K)Rebecca(K)im soooo blocking you
Kooger: WAIT!!!
(K)Rebecca(K): what?
Kooger: lemme describe myself. im balding at the front of my head. i have dentures for my top teeth, im 340 pounds and im
only 5'2. i have a cat but he doesnt move or live.
(K)Rebecca(K): ...im gonna call the cops
Kooger: i love you, f**k me
(K)Rebecca(K): NO!!! GO AWAY!!!
Kooger: let me feel your boobs until there are sore and start lactating
Kooger:...
Kooger: hello?
Kooger: dammit.
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<Cubehead> omg
<Cubehead> a girl!
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<Cubehead> like...with titties and everything?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> I don't get to see many girls
<Cubehead> that's so exciting!
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a size 37DD bbra
<Cubehead> What's with all the letters? I am unfamiliar with bras
<Cubehead> Do you have very advanced breasts?!
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a size D
<Cubehead> or is D like a grade
<Cubehead> like a failure in a class
<ABS_newbie1> i got very larde hooters
<Cubehead> are your titties failures?
<Cubehead> oh!
<ABS_newbie1> no
<Cubehead> they indicate size!
<Cubehead> ok
<Cubehead> that makes sense
<ABS_newbie1> i wear a thong
<Cubehead> is that comfortable?
<ABS_newbie1> yea'
<ABS_newbie1> how big is your dick baby?
<Cubehead> 8 and one half inches
<Cubehead> but how is that relevant to this conversation?
<Cubehead> we were speaking of your breasts and thong
<ABS_newbie1> sorry
<Cubehead> so, does it please you to have a thin line of fabric shoved precariously up your hind end?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> that is quite pleasing
<Cubehead> I would hate for you to be doing that to conform to some sort of mass perception of sexuality or beauty
<ABS_newbie1> wanna cyber
<Cubehead> what is that?
<ABS_newbie1> sex
<ABS_newbie1> ?
<Cubehead> oh, is that where I talk about what I would potentially do to your vagina had I you here personally and you do the same to me as we masturbate?
<Cubehead> That sounds fantastic!
<ABS_newbie1> wana do that
<Cubehead> certainly!
<Cubehead> why don't you begin!?
<ABS_newbie1> ok u start
<Cubehead> I asked first!
<Cubehead>
<ABS_newbie1> ok
<ABS_newbie1> u take your shirt off
<ABS_newbie1> then u take mine off ok
<Cubehead> wow, your breasts are quite large
<Cubehead> but the left one seems a trifle larger than the right one, but it is okay...nothing to feel bad about.
<ABS_newbie1> take my bra off
<Cubehead> ok
<Cubehead> one sec
<Cubehead> damn clasp
<Cubehead> what the hell...
<Cubehead> could you do it?
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<Cubehead> I am having trouble with your bra
<ABS_newbie1> i unzip your pants
<Cubehead> thank you ma'am, they were quite tight on me
<Cubehead> would you mind removing them as well?
<ABS_newbie1> no unzip my panys
* Cubehead unzips your panys
<ABS_newbie1> i mean pants
* Cubehead unzips your pants too
<ABS_newbie1> spank ,me
<Cubehead> um
<Cubehead> okay
<Cubehead> do you mind if I use this large frat paddle?
<ABS_newbie1> like my thong
<Cubehead> I take the frat paddle
<Cubehead> and with all my might, strike your ass with it
<ABS_newbie1> do u like my thong
<ABS_newbie1> ohhhhhhhh
<Cubehead> yes....it's very...festive
<Cubehead> OH SHIT
<Cubehead> SHIT!
<Cubehead> SHIT!
<ABS_newbie1> f me
<Cubehead> my wife is back home EARLY
<Cubehead> f**k!
<Cubehead> damnit
<Cubehead> Um
<Cubehead> I have to put on pants and put away my dildo and stuff
<Cubehead> if she talks to you, deny everything
<Cubehead> bye
<Cubehead> HELLO?
<Cubehead> WHO THE f**k IS THIS?
<ABS_newbie1> hii
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<ABS_newbie1> hi
<ABS_newbie1> hoi
<ABS_newbie1> ji
<ABS_newbie1> bye hoe
<Cubehead> EXCUSE ME
<Cubehead> WHY ARE YOU USING THAT LANGUAGE WITH ME?
<Cubehead> BITCH IF YOU WAS f**kING WITH MY MAN I PROMISE YOU ILL KICK YOUR ASS
<Cubehead> MOTHERf**kER
<ABS_newbie1> yea
<ABS_newbie1> hes fun to ride all night long
<Cubehead> WHAT THE f**k YOU CALL ME A HOE FOR?
<Cubehead> EXCUSE ME?
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> goe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<ABS_newbie1> hoe
<Cubehead> BITCH IM GOING TO HACK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN
<ABS_newbie1> ok vbye
<Cubehead> REMEMBER THAT BITCH
<Cubehead> BUT REALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT GUY IS SUCH AN ASS, HE MAKES ME WANT TO FORSAKE ALL MEN
<Cubehead> ALL THE TIME I TALK TO BITCHES THAT HE'S f**kING AROUND WITH
<Cubehead> I GUESS WHAT IM SAYING IS...
<Cubehead> WILL YOU CYBER WITH ME?
<Cubehead> PLEASE?
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[20:45] TheDarkOne WANA f**k? ASL!
[20:45] ABS_newbie1 12/m/usa
[20:45] TheDarkOne COOL! LETS CYBAR
[20:45] ABS_newbie1 asl
[20:46] TheDarkOne 43/m/usa i'm a catholic priest, so it's ok
[20:46] TheDarkOne can ya suck up on my dick real nice?
[20:46] ABS_newbie1 no thank u im not gay
[20:46] TheDarkOne c'mon, i'm a priest
[20:46] TheDarkOne it's good for you
[20:47] ABS_newbie1 no
[20:47] TheDarkOne you're going to hell now.
[20:47] ABS_newbie1 u ar a mother f**kin fagat
[20:47] TheDarkOne thats no way to talk to someone in service of the lord
[20:48] ABS_newbie1 and if u r a priest god dosnt like u any way
[20:48] TheDarkOne who are you to judge the lord
[20:48] TheDarkOne get on your knees now and start sucking
[20:48] ABS_newbie1 no
[20:49] TheDarkOne under penalty of eternal torture in the bellows of hell i command you to
[20:49] ABS_newbie1 u r not god u dont mak those choses
[20:50] TheDarkOne i am god's servent though
[20:50] TheDarkOne i speak the will of the lord
[20:50] ABS_newbie1 we all r
[20:50] TheDarkOne in one for or another, true, yet a priest is much closer to god than naught
[20:50] ABS_newbie1 dont f**k with me i read the bible
[20:51] TheDarkOne then you know that to be a priest puts you closer to god and more in his will
[20:51] TheDarkOne so down on your knees now pion
[20:51] ABS_newbie1 ho big r u
[20:52] TheDarkOne height or length?
[20:52] ABS_newbie1 width
[20:52] TheDarkOne bigger than you are son
[20:53] ABS_newbie1 just tell me
[20:53] TheDarkOne you mean my waist size or dick length or dick width
[20:53] ABS_newbie1 last 2
[20:54] TheDarkOne 8" long and probably 5" around
[20:54] ABS_newbie1 for the last tim i m not GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:54] TheDarkOne so get sucking, because that is alot of meat to handle.
[20:54] ABS_newbie1 BI BI
[20:55] TheDarkOne YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
[20:55] TheDarkOne SATAN'S CHILD
[20:56] ABS_newbie1 ur probly not cathick u proby morman
[20:57] TheDarkOne YOU SATAN'S CHILD DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL! THUS YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
[20:58] ABS_newbie1 f**k ur self
[20:59] TheDarkOne THE FATHER ABOVE HAS FORSAKEN YOU NOW. GO.
[20:59] ABS_newbie1 fin il "suck ur dick"
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<GATMUD> YOO
<Cubehead> OMG
<GATMUD> LOL
<GATMUD> WOUN TALK
<Cubehead> WIT UR PENES
<Cubehead> I WAN STICK IN MY MOUTH K?
<GATMUD> NO
<Cubehead> I LIEK PENES
<GATMUD> OK
<Cubehead> CAN I SUCK UR PENES?
<Cubehead> I LIKE IT WHEN IT MAKES MAYONNAISE
<GATMUD> SHUR
<Cubehead> K
<Cubehead> *SUCK SUCK*
<Cubehead> IS IT FEEL GOOD?
<GATMUD> HOUW OLD ARE YOU
<Cubehead> 14
<GATMUD> YOO
<Cubehead> WITH BIG TITS
<Cubehead> I GOTS BIG TITS
<Cubehead> AND A PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> oooook
<GATMUD> then shouw me your tits
<Cubehead> I MEANT VAGINA
<Cubehead> LOL
<Cubehead> WHY U WAN SEE MY TITTIES?
<GATMUD> yes
<Cubehead> OMG PERVERT
<Cubehead> I CAN'T SHOW YOU MY INSANELY HOT TITS
<Cubehead> YOU WOULD BE BLINDED BY TEH BEAUTY
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT NIPPLES ARE ERECT FOR YOU
<Cubehead> AND SO IS MY PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN CLITORIS
<Cubehead> BECAUSE
<Cubehead> I HAVE A VAGINA
<GATMUD> NO
<Cubehead> WANNA SEX ME ONLINE?
<GATMUD> SHOUW ME YOUR
<GATMUD> AND I WILL
<Cubehead> SHOW YOU WHAT?
<Cubehead> MY AMAZING BREASTS
<Cubehead> MY LARGE NIPPLES
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT CURVES
<GATMUD> YES
<Cubehead> MY HAIRY BALLS
<Cubehead> MY ERECT PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> DUD YOUR A DUD
<Cubehead> NUH UH
<GATMUD> THEN SHOUW ME YOUR TITTS OK ARE YOU ARE A DUD
<Cubehead> NO
<Cubehead> I PORMISE I AM NOT A DUDE
<Cubehead> IF I WAS A DUDE THIS WOULD BE PRETTY GAY LAWL
<Cubehead> I HAVE A HOT JUICY ASSHOLE
<Cubehead> I MEAN PUSSY
<Cubehead> AND I WANT YOU TO INSERT YOUR PENES INTO IT SEVRAL TIEMS
<Cubehead> AND THEN MAKE MAYONNAISE ON MY FAEC K?
<GATMUD> SHOUW ME ARE I WOUNT
<GATMUD> K
<Cubehead> 4GET IT TEHN
<Cubehead> UR MEAN
<GATMUD> I MAKE SHUR
<Cubehead> BUT I WANT UR PENES CANT U MAEK ONE EXCEPSHUN FOR MY VAGINA?
<Cubehead> I WANTS UR PEEPEE
<Cubehead>
<GATMUD> IM GITEN HRDER
<GATMUD> IN TO YOU
<Cubehead> OMG
<Cubehead> THATS HOT
<Cubehead> STICKK IT IN MY PUSSY
<GATMUD> YO YES
<Cubehead> ISN'T MY VAGINA WARM AND TIGHT
<GATMUD> B
<Cubehead> I DO EXERCISES LOTS TO MAEK IT TAHT WAY LOL
<GATMUD> YOUR TURN
<Cubehead> L
<Cubehead> K
<Cubehead> I STICK MY PENES INTO UR VAGINA
<Cubehead> OMG
<Cubehead> HOT
<Cubehead> DAMN
<Cubehead> THAT's GOOD
<Cubehead> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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[21:58] <IceChain> omg
[21:58] <IceChain> hawt
[21:58] <IceChain> omg I want ur penes!
[21:58] <IceChain> i want you HUGE PENES
[21:59] <ABS_newbie1> i am puting my dick in you pussy baby
[21:59] <IceChain> omg yeah
[22:00] <IceChain> oh it's so big
[22:00] <ABS_newbie1> thanks baby hold on ok
[22:00] <IceChain> come back soon lover
[22:00] <IceChain> oops i mean CUM lol
[22:01] <ABS_newbie1> i have too go to the bathrom
[22:01] <IceChain> have fun
[22:01] <ABS_newbie1> ibb
[22:02] <IceChain> ok
[22:05] <ABS_newbie1> hello
[22:05] <IceChain> hey there lover
[22:05] <IceChain> you ready
[22:05] <IceChain> cuz I'm ready for you
[22:05] <ABS_newbie1> what do you want to do
[22:05] <IceChain> you wanna finish what you started?
[22:06] <IceChain> [21:59] <ABS_newbie1> i am puting my dick in you pussy baby
[22:06] <ABS_newbie1> yea
[22:06] <IceChain> come one baby pump harder
[22:06] <ABS_newbie1> im f**king you
[22:06] <IceChain> oh yeah baby harder
[22:06] <IceChain> HARDER
[22:07] <IceChain> my huge breasts are flopping around
[22:07] <ABS_newbie1> its harder
[22:07] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:07] <IceChain> aww god
[22:07] <ABS_newbie1> getting harder and harder
[22:08] <IceChain> I kiss you passionately as you f**k me harder and harder
[22:08] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:08] <IceChain> come on baby
[22:08] <IceChain> I'm so hot for you
[22:09] <ABS_newbie1> suck on my dick jump on my dick
[22:09] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:09] <IceChain> I unmount and begin licking your dick
[22:09] <IceChain> oh my god it's so big, I can barely get my mouth around it
[22:10] <ABS_newbie1> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[22:10] <IceChain> my face and breasts are covered in your cum
[22:10] <IceChain> mmm, it tastes so good
[22:10] <ABS_newbie1> baby
[22:10] <IceChain> oh yeah you ready to go again?
[22:11] <ABS_newbie1> where do you live
[22:11] <IceChain> in your pants baby
[22:12] <IceChain> I don't like to give out where I live
[22:12] <IceChain> but it's ok
[22:12] <IceChain> you ready to go again? Cuz I know I am
[22:12] * IceChain spreads her legs for you
[22:12] <ABS_newbie1> yes
[22:13] <ABS_newbie1> im licking your pussy
[22:13] <IceChain> oh my god
[22:13] <ABS_newbie1> uhuh
[22:13] <IceChain> I'm thrashing back and forth, your tongue is SO GOOD
[22:13] <IceChain> OH MY GOD
[22:14] <ABS_newbie1> baby ill f**k you so good
[22:14] <IceChain> oh yeah f**k me
[22:14] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:14] <IceChain> rip me in half with your huge rod
[22:15] <ABS_newbie1> how long are you going to stay on
[22:15] <IceChain> for a while
[22:15] <IceChain> come one baby keep going
[22:15] <IceChain> i'm so hot right now
[22:15] <IceChain> it's so hard to type
[22:15] <ABS_newbie1> sorry
[22:16] <IceChain> what?
[22:16] <IceChain> no, come on. I'm not finished!
[22:16] <ABS_newbie1> f**k f**k
[22:16] <IceChain> aww yeah
[22:16] <IceChain> harder and faster baby
[22:16] <IceChain> HARDER AND FASTER
[22:16] <ABS_newbie1> im liking your pussy
[22:16] <IceChain> OH YES
[22:16] <IceChain> OH GOD
[22:17] <IceChain> I'm thrusting my pussy into your face, lick deeper!
[22:17] <ABS_newbie1> baby i will
[22:17] <IceChain> oh yeah
[22:17] <IceChain> Oh I feel it coming
[22:17] <IceChain> oh baby, stick that enormous cock in me
[22:17] <ABS_newbie1> f**k yeah
[22:17] <IceChain> I want to cum SOO BAD
[22:18] <ABS_newbie1> ok
[22:18] <ABS_newbie1> f**king you
[22:18] <IceChain> aww yeah
[22:18] <IceChain> OH YEAHOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[22:18] * IceChain cums
[22:18] <IceChain> Oh my god.
[22:18] <IceChain> That was so good
[22:19] <ABS_newbie1> yep
[22:19] <IceChain> oh yeah one more thing
[22:19] <IceChain> This whole time, for the last 20 minutes or so.......
[22:19] <ABS_newbie1> what
[22:19] <IceChain> You've been cybering with a guy
[22:20] <ABS_newbie1> f**k
[22:20] <IceChain> http://img.photobuck...n/Picture20.jpg
[22:20] <IceChain> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PUNKED BITCH
[22:20] <ABS_newbie1> f**k you
[22:20] <IceChain> this is why you NEVER EVER EVER
[22:20] <IceChain> PM the people with voice
[22:20] <IceChain> because we don't like newbies
[22:20] <IceChain> don't f**king ask to cyber again
[22:21] <-- ABS_newbie1 has quit (Quit: Leaving)
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[shavedrat]

QUOTE

<Cubehead> SHOW YOU WHAT?
<Cubehead> MY AMAZING BREASTS
<Cubehead> MY LARGE NIPPLES
<Cubehead> MY PERFECT CURVES
<GATMUD> YES
<Cubehead> MY HAIRY BALLS
<Cubehead> MY ERECT PENIS
<Cubehead> I MEAN VAGINA
<GATMUD> DUD YOUR A DUD

QUOTE

<Cubehead> IF I WAS A DUDE THIS WOULD BE PRETTY GAY LAWL

 

[hb2k]

abs_newbie has several alter egos. and got it bad on the last one there! lol

[.fortune]

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StallionChaser29: hey
iamtommgreen: hello
StallionChaser29: whats up
iamtommgreen: nothing much you?
StallionChaser29: nothing really do u have a pic?
iamtommgreen: no..=-/ sorry
StallionChaser29: o
StallionChaser29: what do u u look like
StallionChaser29:
iamtommgreen: blonde hair, shoulder length, blue eyes, tan 5'4 110 pounds
StallionChaser29: nice
StallionChaser29: u cyber
StallionChaser29: ?/
iamtommgreen: yes
iamtommgreen: u start off if u want to
StallionChaser29: we are at ur place and ur helping me study for a test tomorrow and u start to touch my leg and i get alil nervous
iamtommgreen: i put down my ice cream, whoops i dropped some on your shirt
StallionChaser29: i dont worry about it i take off my shirt to show off my white beater
iamtommgreen: i climb on top of you and start to take off your wife beater
iamtommgreen: feeling your huge pecks under my hands
StallionChaser29: i throw down my study stuff and grab ur ass as i start to move it on my cock. I start kissing u
iamtommgreen: mmmm i like it....we are doing it doggy style and i start doing your homework that is laying on the bed
iamtommgreen: wow this problem is really hard...oh wait..sorry...we are still f**king
iamtommgreen: keep going
StallionChaser29: As i got u doggystyle im rubbing ur a**hole and with the other hand i am grabing ur tits as i move my c**k down deep
iamtommgreen: let me giv eu head
StallionChaser29: I pull my c**k out and then wait for ur head
iamtommgreen: i go down on u and start sucking
StallionChaser29: I have one hand on my c**k and the other on the back of ur head
iamtommgreen: i feel a sneeze coming on, oh god..i just sneezed on ur penis
iamtommgreen: sorry
iamtommgreen: ew theres a really big booger hanging from it
StallionChaser29: I get a tissue and take it off and then push ur head back down
iamtommgreen: i start sucking again and look up at you
iamtommgreen: omg!!
iamtommgreen: theres a spider coming down on a web!! look out, its deadly poisoneuous
StallionChaser29: I push u out the way and swat at the spider but i get bit
iamtommgreen: oh no
iamtommgreen: where did u get bit at??
StallionChaser29: on my belly
iamtommgreen: oh dear, we should call the paramedics
StallionChaser29: i'm fine i get up with a big bonner and go to the bath room to wash the wound
iamtommgreen: i come in behind u with my strap on
StallionChaser29: i run!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamtommgreen: i stick it into your ass
iamtommgreen: aww..u dont like that?
StallionChaser29: no
iamtommgreen: oh...it really turns me on
StallionChaser29: o weel
iamtommgreen: well, where were we
iamtommgreen: im so horny right now
StallionChaser29: u were giving me head
iamtommgreen: oh yea....well....im giving u head, and i bite down on ur penis and try to rip it off
iamtommgreen: i grow huge canines and sink them into your peanut sized penis, i rip it off and throw it out the window, i then take out my nine that was under my bed and put it to ur skull and blow ur bains out...OMG YOUR CEREBELLUM! IT FELL IN THE TOILET
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--Begin Log--
I Milk Badgers: hey
liquidboarder001: hi
liquidboarder001: asl?
I Milk Badgers: 14/f/oh
liquidboarder001: pic?
I Milk Badgers: and 15/f/oh
liquidboarder001: any pics?\
I Milk Badgers: umm i think i have one
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: horny?
I Milk Badgers wants to directly connect.
liquidboarder001 is now directly connected.
liquidboarder001: a little
I Milk Badgers:
liquidboarder001: which one is that?
I Milk Badgers: were really horny
liquidboarder001: im pretty horny too
liquidboarder001: what ya wanna do?
I Milk Badgers: maybe we should cyber
I Milk Badgers: wanna
liquidboarder001: yeah
liquidboarder001: a 3some cyber or only 2
I Milk Badgers: 3 some
liquidboarder001: lets do it
I Milk Badgers: ok you start
liquidboarder001: i start to strup for u both by taking off my shirt
liquidboarder001: strip*
I Milk Badgers: are you buff?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: oh baby dance for me
liquidboarder001: i do a little dance for u
I Milk Badgers: i like irish dances are you doing an irish dance baby
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: god now im getting hotter
liquidboarder001: i start to take off my pants
I Milk Badgers: oh ya baby
I Milk Badgers: now i
I Milk Badgers: take off your shirt
I Milk Badgers: and poor 533 calorie hidden vally ranch all over your arm and lick it off
liquidboarder001: i take off my boxers and im stand in front of u 2 naked
liquidboarder001: standing8
liquidboarder001: *
I Milk Badgers: how big is it?
liquidboarder001: 6
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
I Milk Badgers: thats huge
liquidboarder001: thanks
I Milk Badgers: must be cold in here tho cause its not over 4 inches
I Milk Badgers: ok now i
I Milk Badgers: take off my scuba gear and start to kiss the wall
I Milk Badgers: and
I Milk Badgers: emice touches your ass
I Milk Badgers: emily*
I Milk Badgers: thts the other one
liquidboarder001: ok
liquidboarder001: i tell her its all hers
I Milk Badgers: she says whats all hers?
liquidboarder001: my ass babe
I Milk Badgers: she takes a banana and rubs it against your ass crack
liquidboarder001: i moan a little
liquidboarder001: (i am bi by the way)
I Milk Badgers: oh yq cool
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
I Milk Badgers: im rubbing myself
I Milk Badgers: are you jackin it?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: cool
I Milk Badgers: ok baby
I Milk Badgers: oh shit
I Milk Badgers: shes licking my pussy for real now
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: oh gosfd its so good
liquidboarder001: good girl
I Milk Badgers: hey baby i dont mean to ruin the fun but can you hold on moment
I Milk Badgers: one*
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: just a second baby
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: ok baby im abck
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: sorry there was some gunfire accros the street i thoguth it was another drive by at my house but it was just the kids next doors house
I Milk Badgers: so you hot baby?
I Milk Badgers: what do you want to do to me now
liquidboarder001: i wanna taste ur pussy
I Milk Badgers: ill ask her what it tastes like for you
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: she says shampoo and it burns her tongue
I Milk Badgers: now
I Milk Badgers: i rub you long
I Milk Badgers: 2 inch cock
liquidboarder001: mmm it feels wonderful
I Milk Badgers: oh ym god
I Milk Badgers: i was orgasming and i accidentally kicked her in the face
liquidboarder001: geeze
I Milk Badgers: she crashed out the window
I Milk Badgers: holy shit hold on
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: shit
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: shes bleeding everywhere
liquidboarder001: take her to the hospital
I Milk Badgers: but its my fault
liquidboarder001: it was an accident
I Milk Badgers: what if they arrest me and put me in the chair of unfun electrocution
I Milk Badgers: i cant go to jail now
liquidboarder001: they wont
I Milk Badgers: im so young
liquidboarder001: at least clean her up
liquidboarder001: and wrap the cuts
I Milk Badgers: she isnt breathign
I Milk Badgers: im gonna put her in a crate
liquidboarder001: o my
liquidboarder001: y?
I Milk Badgers: maybe noone will find her there
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: then we can finish what were doing here
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: alright she in there
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: im kinda scared
liquidboarder001: its ok
I Milk Badgers: ok you still wanna finish the cybering
liquidboarder001: only if u want to
I Milk Badgers: ok baby
I Milk Badgers: lets finish real quick
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: you still real hot baby
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: oh god you cum yet?
liquidboarder001: no
liquidboarder001: not close yet
I Milk Badgers: im licking my big fat tities
liquidboarder001: im jerkin my big dick
liquidboarder001: how big are ut tits?
I Milk Badgers: 86 quadruple C's
liquidboarder001: nice
I Milk Badgers: ok baby\
liquidboarder001: im jerking my big dick for u babe
I Milk Badgers: oh baby momma lieks that
liquidboarder001: my dick is all for u
I Milk Badgers: arre you moms friend
liquidboarder001: huh?
I Milk Badgers: sorry my kid walked in let me get him a glass of milk and put him backt o bed really quick
liquidboarder001: ok ill wait
I Milk Badgers: ok now i start to suck your dick
liquidboarder001: mmm babe
I Milk Badgers: its so warm
liquidboarder001: it feels so good
I Milk Badgers: its warm like the toilet seat when your parents are just done using it right before you go in and when you sit down you feel the uncomfortable warmth and images of your mother pantsless taking a dump enter your mind
I Milk Badgers: god
I Milk Badgers: i think im ready
I Milk Badgers: to cum soon
I Milk Badgers: you make me so hot
liquidboarder001: u make me hot too
I Milk Badgers: woudl it still be hot if i kissed emily in the crate?
I Milk Badgers: or no
I Milk Badgers: would you still ike that baby?
liquidboarder001: yeah
liquidboarder001: taste her pussy for me
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: her lifeless pussy tastes so good
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: now im licking her tits
liquidboarder001: mmm
I Milk Badgers: there big nipples
liquidboarder001: how big?
I Milk Badgers: real big
I Milk Badgers: oh wait
I Milk Badgers: never mind there average size
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: there was just blood making them look bigger
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: i wanna f**k you so bad
I Milk Badgers: i want you inside me baby
liquidboarder001: i wnna f**k u too
I Milk Badgers: you liek rough stuff baby?
liquidboarder001: yes
liquidboarder001: and kinky
I Milk Badgers: ok i got my swiss army knife
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: and im cutting my titty right now for you hot stud
liquidboarder001: mmmmm
liquidboarder001: i would lick up all the blood
I Milk Badgers: really?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: thats kind of gross lol
I Milk Badgers: lets keep it sexy baby
liquidboarder001: ok
I Milk Badgers: oh my god baby
I Milk Badgers: oh my god
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: im cumming im cumming
liquidboarder001: im close babe
liquidboarder001: im cumming too
I Milk Badgers: your cumming now
I Milk Badgers: oh god
I Milk Badgers: yes yes! frankin beans salad yes!
I Milk Badgers: oh baby
liquidboarder001: mmmm babe
I Milk Badgers: so you just finished?
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: was it good for you
liquidboarder001: yeah
I Milk Badgers: good baby
I Milk Badgers: i was afraid you would leave after every thing that happennned
liquidboarder001: no
liquidboarder001: i am still hard
liquidboarder001: u make me so hot
I Milk Badgers: oh thats hot
I Milk Badgers: do you think they will find emilys body here?
liquidboarder001: no
I Milk Badgers: what if my parents find it
liquidboarder001: u can tell them it was an accident
I Milk Badgers: do you think i should try to dump it in a lake or somehting
liquidboarder001: and u were scared
liquidboarder001: if u want to
I Milk Badgers: tthanks baby uor the best
I Milk Badgers: your*
liquidboarder001: no prob
I Milk Badgers: ok so whats your address so i cansend you a bill?
liquidboarder001: for what?
I Milk Badgers: for what we just did
liquidboarder001: what u mena a bill?
I Milk Badgers: umm sweety dont you know im an aim cyber hooker?
liquidboarder001: u didnt tell me
I Milk Badgers: you agrred to pay for me when you got aim
liquidboarder001: no i didnt
I Milk Badgers: it was in the rules and agreement
liquidboarder001: no it wasnt
I Milk Badgers: yes it is baby
liquidboarder001: underage prostitution is illgal anyway
I Milk Badgers: i thoguth we were roleplayign a fantasy?
I Milk Badgers: shit
liquidboarder001: what?
I Milk Badgers: your not goignt o tell anyone about what happened tonight are you?
liquidboarder001: not if i dont have to pay
I Milk Badgers: but its really cheap stud
liquidboarder001: sorry babe
liquidboarder001: im broke
I Milk Badgers: willy uo really tell if you have to pay?
liquidboarder001: im not paying not matter what
I Milk Badgers: well you have to
liquidboarder001: y?
I Milk Badgers: because you agreed to when you signed up for aim
liquidboarder001: no i didnt
I Milk Badgers: you checked a box that said i agree to the following rules and regualtiong
liquidboarder001: aim cyber hookers is not in the rules and regs
I Milk Badgers: and it was stated int here that you will pay for are service i you took part in it
liquidboarder001: u didnt tell me u were one
liquidboarder001: so i dont have to pay
I Milk Badgers: it was implied
liquidboarder001: im gonna check the rules and regs
I Milk Badgers: go right ahead
I Milk Badgers: youll receve the bill in 2-8 weeks
I Milk Badgers: ill cut the price in half if you dont tell anyone
I Milk Badgers: please dont say a word
liquidboarder001: what would that be?
I Milk Badgers: aboutt what happened
liquidboarder001 has left the conversation.
--End Log--

--Begin Log--
Ok, a quick bit of background to this story. An old friend from primary school came over the night this convo took place and told me the story of this girl he had made f**k her cousin. He explained that she was extremely desperate and was coming onto him, but he rejected her and she went off and had spent some quality family time with her cousin instead o_O. He had her msn, we were drunk, and we decided to play a little prank on her  Enjoy, we did!
NOTE: I am not really at the college, there is no posters and I have never met this person before.


sweet_bunz
hey who is this

cooldude04
hey is that you and your cousin in that photo? [she had a photo of her and some old guy bending over as her avatar]

sweet_bunz
no that is from a performance i did, he is married with kids

cooldude04
ah, ok

sweet_bunz
who r u neway

cooldude04
my name is bob
cooldude04
bob smith
cooldude04
i work for the corporation

sweet_bunz
what the... and how did u get my email address

cooldude04
i got it off willy
cooldude04
he said you f**ked your cousin
cooldude04
i wanted to laugh at you

sweet_bunz
willy how do u know willy

cooldude04
i live at [college]
cooldude04
did you really f**k your cousin?

sweet_bunz
great so how many ppl at [college] know

cooldude04
pretty much everyone
cooldude04
someone made a picture
cooldude04
and hung it on the wall
cooldude04
it's hilarious

sweet_bunz
oh fanf**kingtastic
sweet_bunz
i wish willy knew how to keep his f**king trap shut

cooldude04
yeh well you're the one who f**ked your cousin
cooldude04
why'd u do it?
cooldude04
mmmmmmmm........ hobbits
cooldude04
the picture has hobbits in it too

sweet_bunz
hahaha well thats soo fun got a copy on hand so i can c it

cooldude04
nah it's on the wall
cooldude04
someone put a few up in the commons

sweet_bunz
look we were both drunk ok geez i dont know y it happened just that it did

cooldude04
willy said you'd hardly drunk a thing
cooldude04
and you got your cousin real drunk first
cooldude04
hey, are you really into bondage?

sweet_bunz
y do u wanna know

cooldude04
we're having a party here tuesday night
cooldude04
we need someone desperate for a guy called adam

sweet_bunz
oh yeah keep going im listening

cooldude04
well he reckons he's got a bondage fetish but can't find anyone
cooldude04
we all pitched in and bought him a costume for his birthday
cooldude04
and we want someone to help him try it out

sweet_bunz
ok depends on how extreme the bondage

cooldude04
well the costume has a ballgag

sweet_bunz
oh yeah not that far i have read plenty of stuff bout that im not that kinky

cooldude04
was your cousin that kinky? maybe we can use him instead?

sweet_bunz
hahaha no

cooldude04
hey, did you let your cousin give you anal?

sweet_bunz
f**k no would never ever let ne guy do that

cooldude04
why? u might enjoy it
cooldude04
especially if it's your cousin
cooldude04
hehe. i just came up with a shitty pun
cooldude04
you had a "family affair" to attend

sweet_bunz
f**k off ok it only happened once and it wont happen again

cooldude04
willy says you have no regrets
cooldude04
except telling him

sweet_bunz
thats true

cooldude04
seriously, how could you be so desperate to get your own cousin drunk to f**k him then telling the world?

sweet_bunz
cause he cant keep his f**king mouth shut
sweet_bunz
alright i didnt get him drunk he was actually the one buying me drinks, he was the one who made the first move and as for telling i thought i could trust willy obviously i was wrong in that regard

cooldude04
yeh bullshit
cooldude04
i saw your picture
cooldude04
no one would buy you drinks

sweet_bunz
got a problem with my picture and i have had plenty of ppl by me drinks u wanna meet me first
sweet_bunz
before passing judgement

cooldude04
hell no
cooldude04
looking at your picture was like burning my eyes with acid

sweet_bunz
where was this picture from

cooldude04
your profile

sweet_bunz
what is the matter with my profile

cooldude04
it's ugly

sweet_bunz
which one is me

cooldude04
your the front one
cooldude04
i recognise you from the poster

sweet_bunz
u really know how to take a person down dont u know u shouldnt do that to ppl who r already depressed

cooldude04
why are you depressed?
cooldude04
because you f**ked your cousin?
cooldude04
i would be depressed too if i had to sink that low

sweet_bunz
no was in councilling long before that

cooldude04
ok i'll stop now
cooldude04
but i will post this conversation all over the internet

sweet_bunz
yeah i figured as much
sweet_bunz
i dont really care what u think but im going to f**king kill willy for this

cooldude04
why? you're the one that f**ked your cousin

sweet_bunz
and he betray trust i trusted willy and when u trust ppl it hurts to have them betray u

cooldude04
haha..some guy's talking about putting the posters up in the city

sweet_bunz
yeah i know

cooldude04
heh, he just left
cooldude04
um.. the posters've got your name on them too

sweet_bunz
yeah know what im in [a place away from the city but still fairly near] so i dont care

cooldude04
but look on the bright side
cooldude04
you finally got laid and you're going to be famous across [the city]!!
cooldude04
and i'm sure some will find their way to [place near the city] as well

sweet_bunz
yeah u wanna do i ur gonna find urself extremely bruised
sweet_bunz
i dont take shit from no one specially dumbass guys

cooldude04
what? you gonna lure me into your incest bondage lair?

sweet_bunz
no i would rather beat the shit outta u. u should be scared of is me cause i reaguarly beat up my best friend who is male if he gets on the wrong side of me

cooldude04
i bet you sit on him
cooldude04
by the look of your picture no one would survive that
cooldude04
except maybe jesus
cooldude04
wait
cooldude04
no
cooldude04
not even He would survive a suffocation session from your lardy ass
cooldude04
haha just got a call from the guy who's putting up the posters
cooldude04
he just got on the bus

sweet_bunz
wow who cars

cooldude04
you haven't seen the poster

sweet_bunz
y the f**k would i want it
sweet_bunz
well i would if someone would send me a copy

cooldude04
oh they'll get to [place near city], dont you worry about that
cooldude04
but i can think of a reason you might want it
cooldude04
you might get off on the picture of hobbit feet

sweet_bunz
im not a foot fetish person

cooldude04
[the cousin] said you wre
cooldude04
although he cant really remember
cooldude04
he was too drunk at the time from all the booze you gave him
cooldude04
so anyway, about that guy we got who has the bondage outfit
cooldude04
can you do it?

sweet_bunz
no im not gonna give u another reason to laugh at me

cooldude04
hey come on, we'll even take down the posters and stop laughing at you if you do it for us

sweet_bunz
u would bullshit new laughter and poster worse would judt replace it
sweet_bunz
im not stupid or naive

cooldude04
no seriously
cooldude04
word of honour
cooldude04
we'll just forget about it all

sweet_bunz
urs probably counts for as much as willys did

cooldude04
we really need some help with this guy

sweet_bunz
i would be different if it were lighter bondage, i have even got pimnk fluffy cuffs, but no
sweet_bunz
its called u start off small

cooldude04
oh, ok
cooldude04
well i guess he could settle for that
cooldude04
we can give the ballgag a miss

sweet_bunz
plz send my apologies

cooldude04
hey come on, we're desperate here!
cooldude04
we gotta find him someone, hell, we owe it to him

sweet_bunz
ys that

cooldude04
he got a few of the boys out of trouble with the cops
cooldude04
seriously, we'll all forget about this if you can do us this favour, so can you please do it?

sweet_bunz
im not into heavy though
sweet_bunz
and what would i get out of it neway nothing

cooldude04
he can do it light if you want
cooldude04
well you'll get us forgetting the cousin f**king incident
cooldude04
and you'll have our college's gratitude to cash in on some time

sweet_bunz
hmmmm im tempted
sweet_bunz
as long as its light

cooldude04
well, tell us what you need
cooldude04
and we can have it ready

sweet_bunz
y should i do this i dont know ne of u

cooldude04
you know willy
cooldude04
and we know your most intimate secret
cooldude04
we may as well all be best friends

sweet_bunz
how old is this guy neway

cooldude04
19
cooldude04
he turned 19 last week

sweet_bunz
ok thats alright i m seriously tempted
sweet_bunz
and it is in swat vac
sweet_bunz
hmmmm

cooldude04
yeh
cooldude04
if you need a place to stay we can organise that for you too

sweet_bunz
whens it gonna be tuesday?
sweet_bunz
u really really wanna do this dont u

cooldude04
we owe the guy real bad
cooldude04
tuesday 8:00pm

sweet_bunz
hmm alright i have done a couple of wild things im my time y not make it one more
cooldude04
thanx so much!!
cooldude04
hey just one thing though.. another of this guy's fetishes.. umm.. this is gonna sound really weird
cooldude04
could you wear an eyepatch?

sweet_bunz
yeah sure what am i getting myself into
sweet_bunz
how many ppl r gonna know bout this by the way

cooldude04
only a few
cooldude04
hell we'd all be dead if anyone found out

sweet_bunz
ys that

cooldude04
cos his dad is a cop
cooldude04
and would be furious if he knew about his fetishes

sweet_bunz
alright just remember light bondage

cooldude04
sure

sweet_bunz
i will bring my cuff with me been dying to try those out

cooldude04
hehe.. u cuffed or him?

sweet_bunz
whichever way he wants it, its for him after all

cooldude04
i think he likes it both ways
cooldude04
so you can try both
cooldude04
what's you're favourite thing to do?

sweet_bunz
dont really have a fav do i only done it once

cooldude04
done what?

sweet_bunz
everything i havent done bondage before although the thought turns me on, so does he rest of the stuff in the list of my name

cooldude04
so just between you and me, how far will you go with adam?

sweet_bunz
hmm how far well that depends doesnt it

cooldude04
like what if he asks you to masturbate for him?

sweet_bunz
hmm im not sure depends on how i feel then but probably

cooldude04
you ever masturbated before?

sweet_bunz
what kind of chick do u think i am

cooldude04
what's the wildest thing you've put in your pussy?

sweet_bunz
hmmm wildest not sure got an interesting list though
sweet_bunz
the wildest i have ever though is broccoli
sweet_bunz
have to go to lunch talk to u later but i will be there tues
sweet_bunz
just hope i havent got myself in too deep

cooldude04
hey, it's better than having posters stuck up all over [city] about your secret fetish for hobbits and your cousin

NEW SESSION

sweet_bunz
hey

cooldude04
hi

sweet_bunz
just so u know im not an all bad person aside from drinking too much and making one bad judgement

cooldude04
really?
cooldude04
hey, do you want to have a 3some with me and another guy when you're finished with adam?

sweet_bunz
y should i do a threesome with y and this other guy

cooldude04
no real reason, just if you wanna try it

, strawberries, chocolate and cream, these are a few of my favourite things says:
i just dont wanna do anal

cooldude04
that's alright
cooldude04
so you're up for it?

sweet_bunz
yeah i suppose so just remember my limited experience

cooldude04
yeh, no problem

sweet_bunz
i have only one thing if i hear ne rumours of me being a slut im gonna be after u like i am willy

cooldude04
ok, i'm back
cooldude04
there's another guy who wants to watch our 3some, is that ok with you?

sweet_bunz
yeah alright

*********MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER CONVO**********

cooldude04
man, should i tell her this is a prank?

too kool for skool
no

cooldude04
lol

***************************************************************

cooldude04
can u deep throat?

sweet_bunz
told u im not really very experienced

cooldude04
it's ok.. we can teach you if u want

sweet_bunz
yep
sweet_bunz
would like very much
sweet_bunz
and i am prepared to deep throat

cooldude04
hey, but seriously.. you're doing a lot for us all.. we'd honestly feel bad without giving you something in return you sure you don't want even a token amount of cash for this??

sweet_bunz
i will only take $50 off u guys thats enough for petrol and some left over
sweet_bunz
one thing i wanna say is i need somewhere to stay cause sure as hell aint sleeping in car agina

cooldude04
yep, dont worry, a place will be arranged
cooldude04
sorry but i gtg now

sweet_bunz
thanks

cooldude04
see you on tuesday night

sweet_bunz
ok cya tues
--End Log--

More where that came from...  
SOMEONE PLEASE STICKY THIS!

[runawaywarthog]

haha well i have this girl who is obsessed with me... (dont ask) and i really dont like her. Anyways she always tries to somehow turn anything i say into something sexual. so one day she wanted to cyber and to start it off she said...
"we are in the pool and i take off my top"
me: I then proceed to cover my eyes, get out of the pool, trip over my towel and hit my head on the door, and run to the neighbor's house where i hit on her and we get it on.

She said some other things but she got really pissed off lol

[blueshogun96]

[Cio]

[ThaCrip]

cybersex is pointless if u ask me.

p.s. the guy with the george bush animated gif... needs to make that ALOT smaller in size cause personally 700+KB is ALOT to download for the dial up user.

personally i think forums need to make a max file size limit on avatars to like no more than 10KB or so.

[Shadow1218]

omg, i laughed so hard at this

[mr_chips]

QUOTE(ThaCrip @ Feb 21 2005, 10:47 AM)

cybersex is pointless if u ask me.

[FoeHammer05]

[blueshogun96]

QUOTE(mr_chips @ Feb 28 2005, 02:00 AM)

what's dialup? 

[shavedrat]

Been posted for almost 2 years, who knows how long they existed before then.

I thought there was another thread that was even older... but it wasnt. I'll post it anyways.
http://forums.xbox-s...opic=62997&st=0