Number of posts != N00b-status.
Number of posts == newbee-status (newbee as in: new to the scene)
N00b != newbee
By the way, any post which begins, ends or contains the word 'LOL' for no reason cannot be taken seriously *looks at start post*.
Also, saying that you are not a n00b often make people think you are.
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Linux + Apache sounds like the best solution. If you go for speed + features, try xDSL with Apache.
well, i know this is a couple months late, but....lets try this equation shall we?....
taking the time out of your miserable life to bash on a kid who just has a question= you being an asshole. (and i like how i have 3 posts here, but that makes me no n00b) your amount of posts means nothing to me.